What's the worst kitchen accident you've experienced?

>a normal table knife

The term is "butter knife"

Was making a pizza and dropped it but I was really hungry so I grabbed it and my fingers got engulfed by hot tomato sauce and cheese. Left a few blisters. The pizza was saved and it was good.

Was pineapple involved?

I splashed burning oil over the underside of my arm. All in all about two coins area's worth. The first day I thought it's gonna be ok, but after the second the uppermost layer of the skin started peeling away. Had that bitch in bandages for 2-3 weeks IIRC. It initially left a darker patch of skin I thought I'd have for the rest of my life, but one year on it's essentially not noticeable anymore. I'm very lucky.

lol roger is that you?

got drunk and was chopping onions, sliced my finger to the bone. Got blood everywhere and passed ou (from being drunk, not from blood loss)t. Didn't get stitches. Have a nasty scar.

held my forearm to one of the grates in the oven at work, left a pretty big scar, but it wasn't much worse than other times I fucked myself up

>Was pineapple involved?
>it was good.
clearly it wasn't

how how the fuck are you gonna justify getting blood on all the shit in the walk in to the chef

Back in high school we had some friends over so my parents order pizza. When it all came, I thought I grabbed only the top box but I grabbed the top box and the box's lid below it, so when I picked it up the box below opened up and a freshly made piping hot pizza landed right on my foot. Not only did it burn but the pizza was unsalvageable.