This thread IS NOT for undergraduates or first year graduate students YOU WILL BE IGNORED. Any questions about what classes to take / how to get into graduate school / research areas will be IGNORED. NO UNDERGRADUATES ALLOWED.
PhD graduates, What are you up to now that you have a PhD? What sort of jobs did you get or are you looking for? Doing post-docs / get hired as a prof / doing industry work / currently looking?
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FIRST YEAR GRADUATE STUDENT HERE TO SHIT UP THIS THREAD FUCK THE RULES
Let's get the party started
strawpoll.me
>strawpoll.me
GOOD IDEA
SECOND YEAR UNDERGRAD TURNING THIS THREAD IN TO PURE SHIT REPORTING IN.
GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEE
STUPID UNDERGRADS
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FUCKIN SAME FUCK YOU OP IGNORE THIS SHIT CUNT
PhD student here and I want to fuck up this thread just because you're such a massive cunt, OP
PEPE incoming
COMMUNITY COLLEGE FLUNK OUT SURVIVING ON DISABILITY FOR ANXIETY HERE TO FUCK UP YOUR THREAD EAT SHIT OP HAHAHAH
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undergrad in philosophy here, freshman, cant wait to make scientific discoveries and help humanity right guis???? STEM is awesome
trying to find peace of mind before starting my post doc...
crippling exhaustion... poverty... bad health... bad teeth... can't sleep... always tired... stomach problems... alcoholism... cant concentrate... lethargy... and a whole slew of other shit...
but hey, i got a post doc (after 2 years of applying) and a phd thesis completely based off sole author publications...
literally the best digits i have ever gotten...
I go to a CC I have an important message for all of you.
>Let's get the party started
>strawpoll.me
Almost a day gone, time for a snapshot.
Go to admit the demographic was a surprise.
>tfw I'm a prof and I have probably had undergrads on here justifiably call me a moron due to my shitposts about vaccines and flat earth
>14% post docs
>27% doing a P.hD
That is not believable. Veeky Forums is just too stupid. People lie on the Internet. What a surprise.
>shitty assistant professor on 1 year contract
>calls himself a prof
We're on an OBLooiiid. An ooblooiid. We have pictures of other planets, which look spherical but are obloooiids. We have mountains, so therefore are not flat. We have people who've CIRCUMnavigated the earth in a hot air balloon. WE'RE AN OBLOOIIIID.
hot air balloons*
autism the post
>assistant prof isn't a prof
I'm about to start my third year in my PhD program and I feel like I have not really made any progress after the first 6 months or so. Fuck.
>PhD grads only
Anyone past 22 posting on Veeky Forums has low-functioning autism
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The title causes a rather heavy bias, don't you think?
Two days and little in the way of new contributions. Seems most are on page 1, constantly. Also seems the Veeky Forums regulars are heavy duty academics.
actual 3rd year PhD student in Physics here.
how do I motivate myself to learn a programming language to automate my data analysis lads?
I feel like I've lost all interest and motivation in my PhD at this point and actively wish something bad happens to me like an accident or something.
At the moment I'm just manually editing each .txt. or csv file on Microsoft Excel one by one. I've analysed over 500 files so far doing this method.
pic unrelated.
haha tips fedora
What do you mean 'manually editing'? I may be able to help with this...
I am currently studying and planning to do a phd. No option to pick for me. Shame because I would have thought I'm not alone in that boat.
Yo i see my fellow undergrads are here, sup?
Phd graduate here. About to go into engineering because stupid shit don't pay
Copy pasting a million times with my mouse
undergrad reporting in
I just finished my masters with an 80 page thesis and am starting a phd in molecular biology in a month
A-am I allowed here?
this thread is for everyone, i thought OP made that clear! what was your thesis on?
gene expression and selecting for diet breadth in generalist scale insects
I am going on to do stuff with bd fungus in frogs and gonna try to select for epigenetic resistance in certain lines
I'm super excited
write a script to automate it
fucking physicists lol
that sounds pretty interesting actually. Not your thesis topic, but epigenetic resistance
In the same boat
We should get rid of the 18-22 year olds in this board DESU.
How do you guys get funding?
How do grant associations decide who to give funding?
BA IN MATH AND UNEMPLOYED CHECKING IN
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
how do i make turn my low functioning autism into high functioning autism?
pls respond
drinking coffee
You got a PhD OP?
What field?
pic is actually quite related user
if you had a girl like that in your corner, cheering for you...
This thread won't attract the same demographic as the Breitbait generals.
25 suck my dick.
Got my BS and MS in biology and bioengineering. Got a PhD in philosophy. I go by Doctor at the uni I lecture/research at.
Lazily going for a phd in bioeng but I focus more on teaching the bioeng classes