You read James Joyce?

You read James Joyce?
More like: you made the wrong CHOICE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Good one OP!

...

You read Whitman?

Your taste is shitman

>start with the greeks
>more like pay debts

More like:
Start with the greeks?
Your STEM-like approach to understanding literature REEKS!

holy...I want more

Read Sartre?
Try harder.

Read Camus?
Shame on you.

Read Voltaire?
Careful there.

Read Shakespeare?
Not up in here.

Read English?
No gracias.

I usually just bogpost, but I could start making more of these if enough people wanted it.

The Great Gatsby?
More like The Gay Gatsby.

The Stranger?
More like the.. the gay stranger

Moby Dick?
More like show me dick!

lit? more like POL lol R U REDPILLED YET

/a/?
More like g/a/y!

Thomas Pynchon?
More like Pynch me to wake me up.... (because his books fckin make me fall asleep!!!)

TS Eliot?
More like TS Smelliot

So you like Virgil?
More like, you're a virgin

Slavoj Žižek?
More like Ugly Mcfatty

Nick Land
More like Nick Should be banned (from writing haha)

>thinks Sartre is pronounced sart urr
Try harder.

Reading Salinger? More like phoebe's rape is real HAHAHAHAHA!

So you read Hemingway?

More like Ramming-is-gay!

HA-HA

Reading Steinbeck?
More like i-want-my-money-beck

...all me

You don't have much going on, do you?

but one of those was me?

that's me btw

Are you a writer, user? This shit is LIT!