I just received the news on te phone and my IQ has been confirmed as Top 1%, I'm part of the elite, 136.
This means I can DO anything. I can BE anything. Nothing can STOP me.
I'm so fucking happy I can't stop crying.
Thank you so so so so much, /sci;, without you I would never have been able to accomplish this, I studied so hard all year for this, I'm so fucking hlad.
Now I don't know where life will take me, but I will never forget you, Veeky Forums. Thanks.
>implying I would tell you I want you to continue being lazy so I can take your job, your gf, your parents' hard-earned money, and everything else you would otherwise deserve.
Jaxson Cruz
where can I take a legitimate IQ test? I would like to present the results to the disability office so that I may receive retard bucks for the rest of my life. Thanks.
Aaron Campbell
I did mine for a psych eval at a psychiatrist t. only top 2% t.t. failure at life
Dylan Ramirez
>87 IQ >any amount of children I want >max welfare benefits starting
Adrian Baker
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Levi Rivera
How about smart but bipolar? I'm so sick of this shit. I swear to god every 2-3 weeks it's make 10 steps forward, then 10 steps back.
Jaxson Cox
stop making excuses dude you are just lazy
Hunter Cox
Remember to subtract 15 to obtain your Ashkenazi adjusted iq score.
Michael Walker
I wish it were that easy.
Sebastian Garcia
>tfw 140 IQ and brain problems I'M PERPETUALLY SPINNING MY WHEELS BOI
Brayden Morgan
Pro tip: if you care about IQ you will never achieve anything.
Your IQ is only relevant if you do something with it.
Jason Walker
The point is I can do ANYTHING with it and normal people can't.
I can go to the moon if I want to, I can be president, I can be the pope.
Normal 90-130 can't.
Kevin Sullivan
it is relevant. would you recommend someone with an average iq go to grad school? obviously not, because there's serious opportunity cost and they aren't as likely to succeed. they'd be wasting a lot of money, along with the remainder of their youth.
Isaac Ortiz
This. You arent supposed to study them for accurate results.
Daniel Rodriguez
>muh dick
Adrian Barnes
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Gavin Reed
You're pathetic.
Sebastian Lewis
Is this a joke? Some kind of advanced trolling? Why would you be happy for an IQ test? Are you so insecure about your intelligence that you need outside validation? Also why would you be so happy about an IQ of 136? That's not all that special
Good luck OP and if IQ tests really bring you so much joy then why not I suppose
Benjamin Cox
>tfw not even triple digits
It takes time for my brain to process stuff. Like on the first day Im worse than average but by the second day Im at the top.
Gabriel Bennett
Is there any way to boos my IQ?
I feel like I'm a top 3% but I would really like to make the jump to top 1%.
Jordan Wood
Honestly, grad school isn't so much about IQ as it is about actually doing research.
Grad school literally requires the same time investment as a real job.
Cooper Gomez
>136 get the fuck out of sci, retard
Jonathan Myers
No
Wyatt Perez
Are IQ tests really accurate? I mean didn't Richard Feynman score like 125 or something like that? yet he is one of the brightest minds of modern history...
Logan Flores
I have multiple brain injuries and lived in horrible poverty for years and my IQ is still 129 (psychiatrist confirmed). Extrapolating for my real IQ before the brain damage using real science, math, and studies it is 280. I was likely the smartest human being alive before that car accident ruined my life as kid.
Leo King
Ironically will never procreate either, I could have sex with a retard with an IQ below 90 and my children would likely be super-geniuses. Because my brain is damaged, but my genetics are mostly untouched.
