LUNCH GENERAL

I hope you are doing better now

It's just a brown gravy

Dunno if Kraft singles are the same as the trashy processed cheese singles we have here, but those have more flavour, melt better, and have twice as good a fat-to-protein ratio as a lot of "real cheese" slices.
Fresh cheese or a full block/ log is 1 thing, but if you're just picking up a pack of slices for sandwiches, the snobbery against singles is pointless

that's pretty hawt