Why do girls pretend to like books?

You need to back to /r9k/ or /pol/

The same reason they pretend to like videogames.

Attention

Why do you pretend to like girls?

half the people here are women.

They think that reading their shitty fanfictions makes them literate or something, idk

>normie
Use normalfag or kys

If you were a girl would you like books? If you right now were, once in a lifetime opportunity (for you), put in a girls body, what would you do (no killing yourself), what would you like

probably BBC

Epbp. Everything they do is for attention or social acceptance.

Could you use the rigid spine of a hardback as a dildo?

idk what she's doin but i want to read that book between her asscheeks

some pua nu male lingo

I'd have started making ironic sexual ASMR videos and twitch streaming like two years ago i'd be rich af

roastie whore detected

That would be so so nice. I'm not trans (it would be too difficult) but I feel like my personality would work much better under a female template. I would be one of those quiet mysterious mess seductive girls. Quietness doesn't really work on men--they just assume you're a shy pussy or whatever

Why the fuck are the mods Marxist faggots?

>I'd have started making ironic sexual ASMR videos and twitch streaming like two years ago i'd be rich af

How many females exist?
What percentage of them can feasibly do such?
Is this a good premise/ammon to base your feminine frustration on?

It makes sense that when one views women as objects they'd perceive us as incapable of ever really liking anything. How can a non-human relate to a human?

strawman

YOU WAITED UNTIL THE EXACT MOMENT THAT HE FUCKING SHOT THE FIREBALL YOU DENSE CUNT

the only valuable thing a woman can do is reproduce.

The computer you are holding, the chair you are sitting on and the roof over your head was all built by men

Not a response to OP's bait but relevant.
I'm sure you + OP know women fake anything for the same reasons as men, sex, insecurity, and attention

What are you on about retard? That second question only proves my point. There weren't many females that were both in the position to become glorified cam girls on yt/twitch and had the prescience to see how lucrative it was

feminine frustration? what mental problems do you have? do you get triggered like this often? these are all more worthwhile questions

Conveniently vague.

yep brown slaves in third-world countries

Yet surprisingly fucking intuitive

because that's their fetish. being a stunning girl getting lusted after. some also have a daddy/little fetish

to try to convince themselfes that male superiority might just be a shill.

this, also lolita is just obscure enough, just old enough, just entertaining enough that it works threefold to make you look extra deep/patrician

my ex's edgiest friends kept trying to get my ex to read lolita

if you don't get suspicious by an adult wearing pig tales i have no hope for you and your people reading skills...

>everything I don't like is Marxism
dumb American

i've read it specifically because i have been shlicking it to the though of "seducing" older guys when i was around age 12-15
was not dissapointed

i just discovered the controle i had over males if i am being even the smallest bit suggestive or flirtatious and i had a serious power rush

obviously, anxious teen boys were way too easy so older men were kind of a challenge

and yes, i was always fully aware of my behaviour

If I put a copy of War and Peace open faced on my erect penis, would you accuse me of pretending to like books?

fukin women
the guy who made that famous video of himself cutting off his own dick balls had the right idea

post pic

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England?

to be fair, i think it is fucking irresponsible to give a 12yo that much power. i am pretty sure boys wouldn't handle this in a more mature way.

Well, (although I hate seeing books getting disrespected like that,) most women want to be seen as sexy, yet intellectual. Apparently a lot of men find the two attractive, though I'd prefer intelligence over looks. But that's why; it's because women try to please men by appearing to look smart and appealing to their (the men) interest, instead of their (the woman) own.

>though I'd prefer intelligence over looks.
liar

i hope u get seduced by a cute patrician loli gf user

It's a temporary power, use it while you're young

not if you know how to transform it as you age. you have to become more subtle and skilled at it but if you are good enough you can keep it forever

Nah, I'd smash a hot babe but a relationship worthwhile is with a smart one. The hot ones just make pretty accessories that drain your money.

It's kind of sobering realizing that there might be a cute grill behind those words. Only a screen away.
You know how many hundreds of times in all my years here that i've probably been talking to a beautiful woman and didn't know it?
P cray cray.

>keep it forever
>47 year old women seducing studs
lol good luck with that

that's very possible. but why is it crazy? beautiful girls have shitposting urges too

if i was that age and had such creepy tendences, i am 100% sure there would be no shortage of good lucking early twenties guys willing to buy into my advances. i am sorry that it's so unfair but if you are atleast decently looking, you can get prime males at every age. providing you are just looking for sex and validation

just download tinder user there's hope

fuck, she has nice feet.

It's crazy in the sense that it's maddening knowing that someone out there, some other lonely soul, someone who i'd take an interest in in real life, has more than likely exchanged e-words with me.

On my more melodramatic days i'd call it the cruelty of fate.
On other days i'd just type things like this out, virtue signaling just for practice.

bullshit

... most Veeky Forums users are girls?

pls don't. girls are only on there to get their share of cheap and constant validation.

no thank you
Life can be a dream if you find just one other person to dream with you.

This is why so many cultures throughout history have sought to control female sexuality. It's just too easy for them, which makes them choosy, which leads to tons of guys not having sex, which leads to large swaths of sexually frustrated and violent men.

proof?

biologically speaking, it makes sense for girls to be choosy...
but i agree that it leads to hoards of frustrated males. i don't really have a good solution to this either. you can try to controle female sexuality as much as you want. it will always ooze out somoehow and make some guys feel like kings and others like beggars

>being anti-porn on Veeky Forums

Has anyone on Veeky Forums ever even read a book?

Now the West is trying something different. They're trying to restrict male sexuality. We'll see how far that takes them.

I red the novelization of the first Narnia movie as a kid.

guys pls there's plenty of girls on tinder/okcupid/match

im pretty ugly and pic related is my tinder ex
she's probably not anything special but im like a retarded manlet so just think of what you could get

how are they trying to "restrict male sexuality"?

She's hot so you probably have a way with words.

nobody on lit reads
the longer you browse lit the more you realize that

Hence OP's question?

i have. but you would gas me if i told you what kind of books

he had me at "and pic related" but i really swooned with "like a retarded manlet"

even on the internet the woman tries to bait the fishes for attention
quite a cunning creature

You're in trouble if you look at a woman the wrong way.

It'll lead to the resurgence of prostitution, which is sort-of starting right now through widespread camwhoring. It'll also lead to competition among men, and make them more alpha and violent. It's really not good for the health of a society.

It took me a really long time to get this post.

paranoia mostly. i have never experienced this irl

as you can see, it's working like a charm

Expressions of male sexuality like catcalling are considered forms of aggression

If you're seriously getting in trouble for looking at women, you're probably drooling down their shirts or something.

lol

i mean as long as you keep in mind the words of don quixote de la mancha whom i quoted here last night, you can get any girl you desire; "That is the nature of women," said Don Quixote. "They reject the man who loves them and love the man who despises them."

just trust, if you are a bit young there's plenty of girls that don't know they're good looking yet at the very least

The point is you could. A woman can get you arrested by just saying the word. Even ruin your life if they so desire.

i believe the reason many us americans cannot express themselves sexually is that they don't have maps such as in the iraq and in the series of tubes

babby

there have and always will be whores. i see zero "uprising". you just happen to lately pay more attention to it.
the same is true for competition. humans, especially men, will always compeed. namely for the most fertile and desireable woman.
i don't know if it would be healthy and desireable for society to eliminate prostitution and competition... what would your utopia look like then?

>she has nice feet.

There is no such thing.

Feet are by definition disgusting

feet fetish genocide when?

wat

how to get qt lit gf?

you habe issues if you genuinely think any part of a human body is disgusting...

you see, desire is not a big truck. you can't just dump the mens in it. lives are ruined every day. please help! KONY 2012!!!

aquire IP
????
rape

this is why I don't argue with women

be qt lit alpha

i believe the reason many us americans cannot argue with women is that they lack the argument such as in the mirror stage and in the lack and so therefore perhaps many frogs?

i don't think raping somebody will sooth anons need to feel desired

tinder
someday an user confident enough will take my advice and find a qt lit gf in 1 week flat