Veeky Forums humour thread

Don't insult my sense of humor ever again.

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>61% for that trash
Too much, even if it's fake.

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kek

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retarded Big Bang Theory shit but can relate

extreme cringe

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9.9/10

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my favorite

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>white people in charge of fashion

Please stop reminding me that this happened.

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youtube.com/watch?v=sXvAd7COpJY

that's not socrates that's plato

Another victim

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holy fuck this is good

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loooooool

Sounds like an excerpt from Notes From the Underground.

this never gets old

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This is gold

holy....I want more

De Botton knows his audience well.

youtube.com/watch?v=3SUWK_pWrbw&t

The second use of God should be capitalized because the person is speaking directly to a character called God. Fucking fedorafags

>tfw sperg on the verge of being asexual
>tfw I literally can't put myself in that guy's shoes

Why do they do that? Isn't it obvious that this approach is destined to failure? How hard is it to understand that if you know a girl for more than one year and she never responded romantically to a gift of yours then there's no chance?

It makes me so mad.

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I guess you would have to debate him on that.

youtube.com/watch?v=xjOTBaqNyCM

It's like Baskets

Wew

I'm not sure if I'm up for it. I mean, the guy doesn't pull any punches.

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>I was dressed in one of my nice shirts
If he didn't actually do it I'd be convinced this was just 0/10 b8

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Veeky Forums cringe thread

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What a great enactment of /pol/

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pleb

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Meme trilogy future:
Bottom's Dream
Petersburg
The Sot-Weed Factor

Slow down, I don't think anyone has gotten through Rises yet.

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what the heck is this and why is it great?

I think it's a Joycean re-write of a really awful YA novel opening. Those threads are always great.

that teacher was a stick in the mud.

THATS FUCKING PLATO

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This. And it's probably just 1 or 2 shitters, surely lit doesn't have this bad of a humor as the other thread before this one was decent.

And of course regarding the OP image

eliot rodger. no question.

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crinchy in so many ways but the sentence 'turning to ashes and crying out to that nonexistant god with our very last breath' stands out to me.
3 clichés in one part sentence and a chronologically impossible sequence: how can you cry out to god, assuming you have bno soal an there is nog god, when you are turning to ashes, which occurs only after you've died?

We've got a cognite in sector C37J, requesting backup.

spelling

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It was probably me. I'm obviously posting too much literary humor for Veeky Forums's tastes. Maybe I took the wrong approach in posting funny pictures and should instead post retarded reply chains that are commonly circulated on /r/Veeky Forums. Here's a classic.

>"Like a beautiful flower that was opening and someone was pushing his dick inside it."

Oh my laughs.

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what is this from?

youtube.com/watch?v=sPbjPOgRtyA

feelsbadman

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triggered as fuck

>cupness
Maybe it sounded better in Greek.

I think it was a clickhole article but I don't know what they're referencing.

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Oh you've done it now!

Isnthat true tho?

This was... something.

Hemmingway kek.

someone should do a zadie in the corner at the party meme

>i want to be katie's little baby tampon boy

every fucking time

There's definitely a charm to that conniving Jewish character. I've somehow come to like him a lot.