What if I told you the sea levels are rising because we're getting ready for a fat deuce of an eruption from the earth's core? The land is sinking slowly because the magma in the core is now coming out at 10-20 cm every century. We still have a long was til it reaches the surface, but when it does the earth will see an eruption far beyond all others, covering the earth is magma, followed by the dissolving of the earths magnetic shield, and essentially making earth a ball of no life if we don't escape.
>What if I told you the sea levels are rising because we're getting ready for a fat deuce of an eruption from the earth's core?
I would say you are a moron because the core is not where eruptions come from, for starters. And that is just for starters.
Jason Hughes
But what if I told you, they were?
The earths core has a lot of hot shit and I would say all it would take is a large tremor-esq earth worm to poke a hole in the core bubble to make it begin to escape.
Anthony Reyes
There is still magma being produced from ocean faults, and you overestimate the pressure coming from the core.
William Bell
Well if it's not a hole-pole eruption why is land above sea level falling at a rate of 1-2 cm every year? Unless a glacier in Greenland just melted and released a massive load of sulfur from millions of years ago to release vast amounts of Co2 and hydrogen from coastal vegetation I don't see how else to explain it other than a release from the core.
Adrian Hill
>what can we do to stem the tide Ion seeding and sinkholes
Jordan Hill
Let's just get a bunch of thirsty people to drink it
Owen Harris
huh? They gotta pee it back out. Dig loads of deep basins near to or below sea level and the excess water can just be kept in there so the sea levels can level out and stay as they are
Ryan Ortiz
or some sulfuric steel wool pillows placed in the river outlets of America so we can get rid of those asian carp that keep fucking over our fish and knock out two birds with one stone
Sebastian Collins
>Discuss.
Unlikely to happen seriously until you provide credible sources to back up your claims. So never, I guess.
