Can someone give me the mathematical formula that explains how a chunk of wood can withstand the impact of 3500 pounds...

Not sure, but I bet adding your dense skull to the vehicle's weight would let you uproot trees no problem

Tone it down a bit Mortimer.

>engine block is solid iron
not in this century, Grandpa

I really really really enjoyed this

you think that frame can be straightened?

>OP doesn't have a rear crumple zone and has to be buttblasted now
sucks to be you OP

roots innit

Develop your hypothesis