Chapters have titles

>book uses fictional languages with a glossary at the end

>fantasy names with a pronunciation glossary at the beginning

>"literary" "fiction"
>it's a romanticization of the author's life except everybody has a silly name

>"elves", "dwarves", "orcs", "halflings"

...

>composing a poem
>get a text

Kek

>book title in body of the text

>And finally, I then knew we had been Treatise on Conic Sections the whole time
Really Apollonius?

>The Adjective Noun

I loved this in Eragon when I was 12 but now I see it's just severely autistic

lol. Best comment in thread

kek

> book

You lost

>appears to be literary fiction
>actually genre fiction set on the present day

>reading a short story
>its actually a novella

>exclamation marks in a narration

>chapters don't start with a brief description of what will happen

lost what?

>this thread

>male and female character end up being together in the end

alright

enough

>adverbs used for dialogue tags

>novel interpreted as a manifesto

>title isn't just a description of contents like "poems"

>text abruptly stops to recount a 60 page anecdotal story only relevant to a minor character
>it does this twice

>has hundreds of chapters
>chapters have no names

>book has a spine
>I dont

I laughed.

>has quotation marks

>author tries to turn an abstract sound into an onomatopoeia

>text gets interrupted by a French poem with no context or translation

>Titles have chapters

I loved that shit in Blood Meridian
>rides a horse
>merchant
>camps
>finds water
>abandoned town
>discussing geology
>toadvine kills a squirrel
>a lost knife
>sleepless night
>blistering heat
>ridden upon by Apache's
It's like, awwww shit boy, shit's about to go down.
Then by the time I get to the end I've already forgotten what's going to happen because of all the walking and shit that it's like, OH FUCK! I TOTALLY FORGOT BOUT THOSE INDIANS OH SHIT BOY

>needing french translation