Want to be stoic

>want to be stoic
>can't stop furrowing my brow

Never gonna make it brah

>walking home at night
>pass a group of youths
>one of them tells me I dropped my gay card
>I look down for it and realise I've been the victim of a practical joke
>I am unmoved, I tell the youth that his provocations are futile because I am a stoic
>he bursts out laughing and says it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike
>break down and cry in the street

It's not east senpai

Is it west?

If all you gotta do is have a resting neutral face regardless of what you're actually feeling, I'm already there.

>want to be a quality Veeky Forums user
>can't stop making shit posts

Accept your death as the inevitability of life.

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Kanye?

Kayne?