Taught literature at a young age

>taught literature at a young age
>published her first novel at 9
>world-renowned blogger
>half chink

What's you excuse Veeky Forums?

parents aren't influential

>taught literature at a young age
>have never published a novel
>10 million words into my 1 billion word series
>pure Aryan

What's your excuse shitskins?

>don't particularly want to teach anyone
>don't want to publish til my works are discovered post-mortem
>blogging is irrelevant to me, an inferior form of writing as an art form
>i'm a mulatto, but sure what the relevance is here

>>world-renowned blogger
thats not a thing

I have zero motivation.

I'm a toxic piece of shit with no talent for writing.

>have no idea what i really think abt the world
>have had to have had read everything before beginning to write
>didn't want to write something wrong
>premature authorship

also parents stifle creativity vs encourage it
it's all the parents and peers, man

why would you need to read everything before you write? what a load of horseshit.

>what's your excuse Veeky Forums?
>why haven't you been published?
>this manufactured, surprisingly young, minority female, which is such a great story, I'd click that link, has been published.
>you have no excuse privileged generic basement dweller

Literally who?

I wasn't taught literature at a young age, or ever really. Everything I know about Veeky Forums I learned from Veeky Forums. Let's see how renowned she'd be if this place was her only source of guidance.

hey, good for her, it's nice to see kids get involved in literature. i don't think i should judge myself based on her accomplishments though. we're all different. really neat though.

>le young artiste meme
Artists, particularly authors, tend to get better over time.

Hit me up with whatever she writes in twenty years, if she's still writing.

this.

I have no idea who this is, and given that she's a woman writer, no interest in finding out

>Smith (age 25) completed White Teeth during her final year at Cambridge. Published in 2000, the novel became a best-seller immediately. It was praised internationally and won a number of awards. The novel was adapted for television in 2002 by Channel 4.

What's your excuse Veeky Forums?

>9 year old
>wrote and published a novel
wow she must be so smart, it takes ordinary writers up to a half of their life to do that!
I gotta read this novel, it's a novel written by such a young child prodigy, the novel is bound to be good

>What's your excuse Veeky Forums
I'm a white male writing about something other than race in metropolitan nexuses of diversity.

I'm not female and non-white

obviously, it's because I'm not a half chink

Why didn't I have caring parents?

(not true, by the way)

don't think my views on any topic are worthwhile

>What's you excuse Veeky Forums?
I'm not willing to lie about my gender or race, so pretty much

Maybe she should have read Epicurus and considered the value of having friends

>world-renowned blogger

How can you be less then world-renowned on the internet?

>being published is not only something to be proud of, but a goal that validates you as a writer