Tfw people sneak spices in my food

I figured this was the case. That's why I always get my revenge.

That guy who shits on the toilet seat? Me.
That guy who pisses on the floor? Me.
That guys who smears food inside the menu? Me.
That guy that fucks with the condiment bottles and shakers? Me.

I do this at every ethnic joint because I know you greaseballs like fucking with whitey's food.

White bitch should have been aware she was in the wrong neighborhood.

The hero we need.