>I can't get into an MD Programme, guess I'll be a dentist
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>implying dentistry programs haven't been super competitive since the 90s and are no longer a fallback for brainlets too dumb for med school
Competitive yes, but
>implying anyone goes to dental school as their first choice
Dentistry is probably more lucrative and is less of a head ache than being a doctor at this point, I wouldn't doubt there are a lot of people doing dentistry as a first choice these days.
Maybe it's just my opinion. But if I were to do it again, I would still choose MD over DMD as a first choice.
Even a Job in McDonalds is competitive nowadays.
Doctor
>have to deal with obese old people with crusty genitals all day
>#1 expense is lawyer fees due to getting sued almost every single day for malpractice
>have to memorize an encyclopedia of nonsense just to get through a single shift
>high stress
>obligated to help people in danger on a plane/out and about/etc.
>gets to tell people they are a doctor
Dentist
>deal with a lot of children and middle aged people
>have assistants who do 90% of the work for you, the only time you actually have to do something is doing composites, final check, and any advanced procedures
>majority of your knowledge is applied and easy to remember due to specialization
>make just as much as a doctor with a fraction of the effort
>doesnt give a fuck about putting self in danger when buying groceries, can continue napping on a plane when somebody has a panic attack because they lost wifi connection
>doesnt get to say they are a doctor
>Mathematician
>deal with only mature adults
>have assistants who do 90% of the work for you, the only time you actually have to do something is doing grant requests and your own personal research
>majority of your knowledge is easy to remember because of autism
>make just as much as a doctor with a fraction of the effort
>doesnt give a fuck about putting self in danger when buying groceries, can continue napping on a plane when somebody has a panic attack because they lost wifi connection
>Gets to say they are a doctor but then has to clarify
>Mathematician
>Makes as much as a doctor
Only the luckiest elite of mathmaticians makes even the lower average of doctor income
Why not both and be a maxillofacial surgeon?