Try coming up with a pun or joke about traffic cones

Try coming up with a pun or joke about traffic cones.

Thanks to these I cone see where I'm supposed to go.

when there are no roadworks, i will put cones in the road. when there are roadworks, i will take the cones away.

that's the traffic koan

now ask me about the ice cream koan

What are jovial traffic cones made out of?

Silicone.

vlc

>using vlc

fucking pleb

I would but it'd be too coney

thomas pynecone

i'd rather about about george berry cones instead

About the ice cream koan?

kek

>now ask me about the ice cream koan
W-what is the ice cream koan, senpai?

when I'm driving along and I see traffic cones, I know 'traffic owns' my ass for the next few hours

traffic cones are like Trump: white, orange, and warning that you're going in the wrong direction
*waits for SNL to call me and say I'm hired*

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What's the deal with cones? If they're not holding ice cream they're holding up traffic. I mean c'mon!

What's the difference between a traffic cone and a black person?
I avoid traffic cones

My wife can't fit two traffic cones in her cunt.

sounds like you have a pleb wife

Your wife's son isn't a traffic cone

lmao

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What did he mean by this?

Not much.

It's an extremely elaborate traffic cone joke. Really clever, if you ask me.

I cone't.

OP's birthday hat

Where do cones go to ride a rollercoaster?

Coney Island