MARS IS BACK ON EVERYBODY

MARS IS BACK ON EVERYBODY
>MARS IS BACK ON EVERYBODY

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Well, good for him. Maybe he learned his lesson about why gold diggers are a bad idea but then again, odds are in a week he'll be with Tila Tequila or some shit.

>paypal billionaire

wut

>Lead on a gold digger at the prime of her sexual inclination towards him
>Get a refund when the goods get used
I think a guy as smart as that had it all laid out from the start

he was planning the fuck and chuck from the start. Elon is married to his job and his ego. she was just a trophy, probably less important to him than the autographed iron man suit he keeps in his office.

Roasties BTFO

>fuck and chuck
>for a year

Fuck and chuck is meant for one night stands faggot. You realize that Elon spent on that slut more money than you will ever earn if you had 1000 years to live right?

how bitter can one man be?

Elon isn't having much fun. Both his lander and his partner can't take the load.

/r9k/ shows that it is more than one can imagine

He was a big Depp fan and just wanted to lick the sloppy seconds. Depp's scent faded from her cunt so Musk dropped her.

>no more musk for the musk

yeah that's where musk actually makes his money. spacex is his hobby.

Now if we can get Trump to kick a few billion for mars to nasa. we can get the 12m its back.

I wonder how many loads he blew in that.

he blew up more times than his rockets.

>12M ITS LAUNCHER
>12M ITS LAUNCHER
>12M ITS LAUNCHER
>12M ITS LAUNCHER
>12M ITS LAUNCHER

>DREAM ON MARS MAN
DREAM ON MARS MAN

who the fuck cares

this guy doesn't actually do anything for science

>this guy doesn't actually do anything for science
You're the type of person that would still deny the moon landing if you were there with Neil Armstrong in the Eagle. You just tell yourself what you want to hear and stick to it regardless of reality. Kys.

How did musk resist this phenotype?

only one song is befitting for the return of our mars man
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NICE WORK ELON
NOW HIRE JOHN CARMACK AND BRING ABOUT THE SINGULARITY!

he's a regular moishe like you, except he likes them jewish

In an age where state funding of science and international competition have stopped, slowing scientific progress to a crawl, people like Musk are like an oasis in a desolate desert.

WTF makes a bitch like this worth of billionaire sperm?

Elon needs to take a page from Zuckerberg and marry a professor or a doctor or something. Not some degenerate actress.

ah yes well done Elon, well done

now breed with another virgin starlet you howling ape of metal, squirt your semen into the sopping cunt of another 19 year old english actress you disgusting freak breed you cretinous insect

>it's big money for you so it means it's not just pocket money for him
Fuck and chuck

first its on, then it is off, then it is on again, and so on, how many times has this looped around now, 4, 5, 6?

Also how is him leaving his girlfriend a sign that Mars is back on again?

Was she the one stopping him? Holding him back or what?

What is your logic behind this?

>now breed with another virgin starlet you howling ape of metal, squirt your semen into the sopping cunt of another 19 year old english actress you disgusting freak breed you cretinous insect
Wow!
You showed him!
Not creepy or weird at all!
Creepy!
No but seriously get yourself checked for your undiagnosed personality disorder

Are you a woman?

No hymen no diamond.

>Veeky Forums actually worships this IT degree scam artist

What a joke.

>Are you a woman?
>women and STEM fields?
No I'm a man who found the above to be written rather odd and creepy

Although I get what your saying, she has been around, a failed marriage, not good wife material -

FYI you're probably arguing with a reddit incel.

>reddit
oh makes sense

>she thought she could pull the oldest scam on America's #1 scam artist
I bet she wanted him to impregnate her but he got a vasectomy and pounded her like he was churning butter.

A lesson:
It's OK to make SEX with a Pop Celebrity.
But never MARRY with a Pop Celebrity, because she would likely Cuck you.

>looking down on incels

*sniff sniff*
I smell reddit.

then your sense of smellis shit, never been on reddit, save when someone on Veeky Forums put a link to it and say-see what they just said but you go ahead- don't believe me, just cause I wrote something you didn't like, maybe if this was another site there be a way for you to show your displeasure, I dont know someway of I guess down voting and pushing my post to the bottom of the thread, but I don't know any website like that

:)

He got to know her personality.

LOL jealous much?

Find a professor as hot as Heard and he probably would. Reguardless of whether you claim otherwise, at a primal level you want to blow your load in a perfect 10 with natural double Ds more than you do in a brainy girl with average looks. Its evolution nigger, Elon did it right with the hump and dump a bimbo approach.

You have never had a girlfriend have you user...

The fact that Musk was able to do as much as hes done in the past year while keeping that slut happy enough to gargle his baby gravy is nothing short of godlike.

This entire thread

can't cuck the musk

this. women are psychopaths

...

balancing a relationship and day to day life is difficult, nevermind dating a supermodel and being a CEO for like 3 different companies

Are we really gonna make it to Mars in 2030's? I have a feeling they'll still be planning it then for like 2080's and then I'll die just before they land

>Get a refund when the goods get used

Back to FunnyJunk.

Why don't we just kill off all the non-South African white people

Musk's Wikipedia page is so elaborate it's impressive.

>Punished Amber; betrayed by the man she loved, she lives only for revenge

She loved his money. I'm sure she'll find another rich loser in no time. There's literally no point of having sympathy for beautiful women, they'll always have a better and easier life than you.

>Not looking down on zeta-beta whiners

Maybe because South Africans weren't smart enough to efficiently deal with their local rodents problem and are now on the verge of genocide because of their ineptitude

>loser
Musk musked all of her orifices good before throwing her out.
Amber is the losing one here.

>was planning the fuck and chuck from the start. Elon is married to his job and his ego. she was just a trophy, probably less important to him than the autographed iron man suit he keeps in his office.

BUT DID HE HAVE THE PHENOTYPE!?

MUSK'D

thot couldn't handle the musking

This. pretty sure shes the "Angelina jolie" "lesbian cucks you" psychopath type

DON'T SPAWN WITH THIS OR MARRY IT EVER. FUCK IT FOR LAFFS, FINE. BUT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

But how do we get her into porn? I want to see her asshole gaped so badly.

Daily reminder this is the phenotype billionaires crave.

>2 hours worth of makeup
>professional photography
>hours of photoshop on top
see

Amber heard with no makeup looks 1000x better than any girl you'll ever get after being caked with pounds of make up. she has the phenotype Billionaires crave.

>get courted by billionaire men
>never have to work a day in their lifes
man its so fucking easy being a woman

The first time he talked to her about something serious and she started replying about shoes he knew it was doomed. He hung in there until the anal sex happened and then bailed...

Hmm

She has a nice body, but I feel like she wouldn't be that fun in bed.

For those of you that live in anyplace on the planet other than the west coast (Hollywood) this means that he tapped the ass, liked it, would do it again, she wants a credit card, Tesla, etc... but is boring at dinner and doesn't know her wines (Depped again), and if the price is right and she isn't "acting" in anything would be available for said tapping....

>a failed marriage
false accusations of DV, the full catastrophe.

> CLIT

Cat
Lady
In
Training

>looks 1000x better
...where x=0.001
Lrn2algebra fgt pls

>Its evolution nigger
no it is not, Lrn2evolution nigger

Terrible decision.

Venturing into space requires thinking outside the box and this is something women excel at.

Space is not all about rockets and cold logic - we need to think of the people and how they feel about it.

>putting emotional creatures into the most stressful environment in existence

9092818
>man its so fucking easy being a beautiful woman

Elon has not been involved with paypal for over a decade.

Correct, everything he does is engineering, and pretty damn good engineering at that.