When your reading Kafka while drinking coffee and listening to free jazz and you realise that you're an enormous pseud...

>when your reading Kafka while drinking coffee and listening to free jazz and you realise that you're an enormous pseud poseur and you could have been having fun with the so-called "normies" but instead you stayed at home and unemployed, to the gradually increasing disappointment of your parents, especially your dad, who hasn't hugged you in years

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>not being a normie

Loser.

You wouldn't have had fun out with normies either.

You suffer from issues which you have yet to deal with.

>tfw dad pays me to listen to free jazz, drink coffee, and read
>tfw he always hugs me before sending me on trips to better research jazz, books, and history
>tfw regular coffee meet ups with dad in jazz coffeehouse to discuss books and kafkaesque nature of travel
>tfw dad married a classicist because he never had any head for languages and wanted someone who could do exegesis
>tfw they're happy married and the only thing that could make them happier is if i became a full time jazz poet
feels normal to me.

jesus christ. kys before you start wearing fedoras unironically

meh, i'd prefer to outsource hating me to you, because i think you have far more time and resources for it. nice full house though.

You can read Kafka, listen to free jazz and still go out and have fun with normies. It's never too late :)

It's okay, Haruki, we're right here with you

>jazz dad coffee
>coffee dad jazz
>jazz
>coffe coffee
>dazz kafkee
>jad coffka kozzee
>I'm a homosexual

Basically what I got out of our post.

Free jazz has ruined countless lives. I'm sure they warned you about it school at some point. Why didn't you listen...

>When you try going out with friends
>When you try having a job and making your parents proud
>But the only thing that makes you happy is smoking hash, reading, and listening to increasingly inaccessible genres of music till four-am

I don't think anyone likes me, but at least the feeling's mutual.

>our
user, you don't have to credit me for your jazz poetry.

le weed pussy beer isn't fun.

Freedom is fun.
Jazz is for pseuds.

>pseuds
what are jazz freaks supposed to be the ersatz verion of?

>"Jeez user, you're always so quite, you just think you're better than everyone because you're always reading and speak a couple languages don't you?"
>"Actually, I do."

>Eating a hotdog in front of a vegetarian
>Turn around and look her in the eyes
>"You know, Schopenhauer once said that suffering was the default state of nature, because the pleasure of one animal eating another could never outweigh the laters anguish"
>Make a big grin
>"But I think if he'd ever tried this hotdog, he'd reconsider"
>Wink

>"Why don't you like pop music user?"
>"Probably because I'm not a mouth breather"

Be proud of who you are user. Embrace it.

I need help

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"You're."

Or pretty much anyone under the age of 25 who's interested in literature.
On a serious note; what would one's time be better spent reading?

>tfw I will minmax my future son in order to turn him into the best pianist, classical composer and improviser of the century

You guys can't stop me.

Reminds me of this

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>When that guy starts sperging out on the sax at 3:30

Oh boy

You're so sweet, I should've never made fun of you in the first place.

That's what I get for mobile posting I suppose.

Weed pussy beer is fucking GREAT fun!

>old hags
>crappy alcohol
>drugs

I relate hard

So you're a poor, weak-willed paedophile?

I'm not poor, weak-willed, or a pedophile.

So you're a generalising, asexual miser?

I'm not asexual or a miser.

normie life is also inherently unsatisfactory

get woke

So you're a generalising, generous homosexual?

No, bad alcohol and weed are not fun. I'm not a homosexual.

A woman!?

No? I hate old hags, that doesn't make me a 'pedo'.

>too miserable for normie life
>too low-IQ for intellectual life

Why would you assume pussy means old hags, though?

Because it does.

You make absolutely no sense, good day to you, sir(?).

Any female over 16 is an old hag.

>posuer
You just can't quite posing, even when you're self-aware of your own posing.

Is metallica pop music?

BE WARNED!

Your kids might mention a "Wednesday Night Prayer Meeting", but, do not be fooled: this is a code for Charles Mingus, a dangerous combination of hot and hard bop, which is sick in itself, and, avant-garde jazz, the freest and loosest form of jazz.

Don't let your children fall prey to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1WQR8Ti1vk

You have been warned.

>www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1WQR8Ti1vk

This is really good.

>tfw

YOU WERE WARNED.

You are on a slippery slope towards feeling like tone poems, the base mixture of all jazz that came after, are just as enjoyable a Sunday stroll in an equally slow rhythm.
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>tone poems
Y-you m-mean... Listzomania? Consider your advice taken.

There are a lot of people like us. The funny thing is that if any of us met we probably wouldn't get along.

>he isn't epicurean master race

Too real

>this is literally me right now
>it's actually 4:20

>you're always so quite
Still mastering English there, I see

fuck, the truth has been spoken

>>when your reading Kafka while drinking coffee and listening to free jazz and you realise that you're an enormous pseud poseur

lmao who would ever actually do something that pseud in the first place

is this a murakami reference i'm not getting or something

Except when it backfires and your son resents you for pushing him so hard and becomes a homeless drug addict.

One can never master English user, tis a sisyphean task.

Perfect time to put on Dave Brubeck's Time Out, smoke a spliff, pour yourself a cup of tea, and wait for the sun to rise.

I've met a couple people like me before. We actually got along great, it was absolutely uncanny.

I like Coltrane and Mingus.

>The funny thing is that if any of us met we probably wouldn't get along.

Too much neurosis in one small area is no fun for anyone.

>because I'm not a mouth breather
So what do you do when you have a cold?

...

babbys first? (existential crisis)
tell us more, please do

Catch up the latest Kanye West album.

What music do you listen to pleb?

If you are so weak that you get colds then you deserve to suffocate

replace music w/ film and bingo

no wave, rimbaud and sade is a perfect way to communicate you don't care if you're liked.

Free jazz is trash.

Kafka though

Music is trash.

>when you're reading Kleist while drinking coffee and listening to Arnold Schoenberg and you realise that you're an enormous pseud poseur and you could have been having fun with the so-called "normies" but instead you stayed at home, to the gradually increasing disappointment of your parents, especially your dad, who hasn't hugged you in years

It's a matter of natural temperament why you chose one over the other but it's a matter of character and reason to come to peace with it. You will never enjoy the company of normies if you keep hating yourself for your decisions. It will be an endless playing catch up and appeasing of the crowd, affective and weak in its nature. Be your own man, be free, stop dissing yourself.

No one ever said they were taking about any specific age, you fucking special snowflake.

scratch hash and you got me.

you are devoid of humanity

But jazz can be really good, and being a pseud is more productive than drinking with friends.

>could have been having fun with normies
oh so you're just a lifestyle robot
reee

this post was beautifully teenage.

i don't even really mean that in a bad way.

yes

i was aiming for gay s&m but i guess it's close

>daddy doesn't hug me anymore

Jesus Christ

>implying that my dad didn't kill himself when I was a kid
>implying I wasn't beaten, hit and bullied by normies from the start of primary school to the end of high school
>implying I'm not terrified of standing without my back against a wall, close to anybody or meeting up with anybody without having constant thoughts that they're just trying to fuck with me
Fuck you.