>trying to buy some grapefruits in the produce isle
>the grocery store jester runs by and slaps it out of my hands
>every single person in the store points and laughs at me soaked in crushed grapefruit
what the fuck Veeky Forums
Trying to buy some grapefruits in the produce isle
Juan Gutierrez
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Michael Nelson
>isle
>things that didn't happen
>social interaction not food/cooking
Jonathan Thomas
Your probably didn't even tip him
Kevin Butler
>the grocery store jester runs by and slaps it out of my hands.
Adrian Reed
does your store have a no singles policy?
Ian Cook
>can't react to the sound of rapidly approaching jester bells
Its your own fault for being such a pleb.
Isaac Nelson
Stop going to the surrealist grocery store.
Landon Evans
>store clerk caught me doing the virgin walk down aisle 9
>Evicted from the store, told not to come back again
Can I sue for this? IS this even legally allowed?
Mason Walker
>grocery store jester sneaks up behind me and puts a chocolate bar in my pocket
>not even a second later the anti-shoplifting eagles swoop down and begin pecking at my eyes
>other shoppers form a circle around me while laughing and mocking me as I roll around on the floor trying to protect my eyeballs
never been more embarrassed in my life
Carson Kelly
why do supermarkets not sell crab?