Trying to buy some grapefruits in the produce isle

>The store is in total chaos at this point as the overhead music changes to Flight of the Bumblebee.

Tfw the local pantry midget steals my kraft againl

>you need the grapefruit to be room temperature, so put it in hot water

Wat? Why are black people so dumb?

African room temp is much higher than what you get in the US.

Why did I laugh

Wow...That's a surprisingly valid point.

>forgot to tip the greeter again

>the store ball pit is out of order because someone spilled apple juice in it

How the fuck am I supposed to relax then while my caretaker falcon collects all the groceries? Unbelievable

To blazes with your grapefruit, tell me about that cat.

Sorry anons. I can't break the jester code of honor.

I'll be killed.