Graduate with a BSc in Computer Science

>Graduate with a BSc in Computer Science
>Still don't know how to program

>Going to school to learn
>Not already knowing what they teach
>Not going to school just for networking and to get the piece of paper at the end

WEW

>Falling for the CS = programming meme

>Networking
How fucked am I
I have not met any colleague that wasn't brainlet relative to me, one came close but he kept using me for learning material so I stopped

>Graduate in mathematics
>still don't know how to flip burgers
Am I finished?

>graduate in EE
>still can't control my gag reflexes
nothing can save me

What is a better major for dealing with money that doesn't involve tons of programming? Programming can be a part but not the entire thing, for me it is too stressful and it is more fun as a hobby than job.

>graduate in computer engineering
>still can't solder cpus
I'm giving up on life

>letting everyone know you're smart and being everyone's walking textbook
Time past cannot be bought back, you done fucked up son, looks like you're not that smart after all.

what school? you can still land new grad jobs. they should say that in the job title. that said, if your school was a decent one, that begs the question of how you don't know programming. didn't you do any self projects?