Go to burrito place

One made by real mexicans with ghetto mexican ingredients

>go to Mexican place
>order cheeseburger and fries
Fight me.

Then order red salsa. Or green. Whatever fucking one is hotter.

None of them are hot.

No, you're just a hipster.

Not thinking salsa is hot means I'm a hipster?

>go to Chinese place
>order cheeseburger and fries
>It's better than any meme burger from Five Gays or whatever meme burger place Veeky Forums likes this week

It's a nice feel

Can confirm. Went to OP's house once. It was nice.

Is it made with authentic cholera?

>go to burrito place
>they don't have any burritos