I rarely use mayonnaise since I am not a cultureless flyover, although I have made it a few times out of curiosity or necessity. But at some point in the last 10 years, I don't recall exactly when, I bought some store-bought mayonnaise in order to make a Tomato Sandwich which I have been told by reliable sources is a Real American™ food, and is required to be made with store-bought mayonnaise, store-bought white bread, and fresh summer beefsteak tomatoes. It is beyond me why anyone would waste a good ingredient like fresh summer beefsteak tomatoes on an abomination involving mass-produced grocery store trashfood, but I am a fearless supporter of cross-cultural exchange and this was part of my mission to understand all cultures, even those without merit.
Of course I do not like GMO trashfood so I bought the Sir Kensington, which appeared to be close enough to flyover mayo that it would be authentic, while not poisoning my body with frankenfoods.
As expected the tomato sandwich was quite delicious. I enjoyed at least two, then tried to decide what to do with the rest of the jar. I couldn't think of anything that didn't disgust me, so I eventually threw the rest out.
Gather around children, and I'll teach you that delusion is the most powerful tool against anything you don't like.
Bentley Watson
2/10 memeing to hard to take seriously
Austin Bennett
GMOs have so far saved few billion lives. Most cereal and grains globally are already GMO. I don't mean to generalize but you strike me like the special kind of person who would rather eat turmeric than take his medicine. Someonw who believes something bad for you that is infinitely diluted is good for you rather than a pill that has things that are good for you in moderate amounts. For you I tell you this: most turmeric is GMO and you still have the same amount of fingers, chakras and meridian lines as you did before you stoooed thinking: 5, 0 and 0. Go be dumb somewhere else and make sure you never breed. Thank you.
Noah Edwards
This mayo is good. I should know as a Dutchman. We put this savoury delight on anything
>How would you like your coffee dear
Zachary King
That's selective breeding, not GMO. Two different things.
Nolan Young
>anybody would choose non-gmo over gmo if money wasn't a factor Wow I've never seen somebody be so wildly wrong before
