When the Romans kill Socrates

>When the Romans kill Socrates

>When the Athenian court sentences Jesus to death

>When the Americans exile Napoleon to Guantanamo

Yeah, but he got back. When he got sent to alcatraz, though...

Name a more noble man Veeky Forums

When Gabriel kicks Zoroaster out of Eden

Zeno Cicero Seneca Aurelius the younger

The greatest Epicurean philosopher to ever live.

>when Zarathustra kills Budda and Confucius sends him to walk the world alone forever
Damn... the Bhagavad Gida is harsh...

>when Gatsby kills Lennie while he was chilling in the pool

>When holden rapes phoebe

Fuck that book was brutal

not as bad as Daisy's Destruction desu

But Socrates was killed by Greeks.

>when Macbeth and Hamlet plot against Othello

That was Archimedes, you pleb

Evola, Land, Bannon, Netanyahu, the list goes on...

>Land

When Pynchon bound his hand and hung himself.

That's Ted Cruz you fuckhead.

>When Aristotle invaded Poland to kickoff World War 2

>when Herostratus burnt the temple of Solomon

he lived to 70, would of been a foot in a grave back in those days

You just don't see this kind of craft anymore. I can tease out at least 3 subtle layers of bait here. Well done user, I'm not being sarcastic.

>When the Judge rapes Holden in a nuthouse

>when Lysistrata defeats the Athenian fleet at Aegospotami by commanding the Spartans not to let the Athenians ram and penetrate their hulls

>When the Aztecs killed Joan of Arc.

>the part in ww2 when gavrilo princip assassinates the napoleon and places the first triumviratae of socrates, jesus and mohammad to rule over russia
wow

>that part where Machiavelli tels you about the art of war
(this sentence is actually correct)

That's the point, user. Plato is creating the ultimate tragic hero in poetic fashion - the hero whose only flaw was he was too perfect.

>I'm not being sarcastic.
you mean "socratic"?

>when humanity gets tired of God's shenanigans and floods heavens, drowning him

>when Aristotle slaughtered Achilles

>when Fernand Mondengo and Danglars plot against Vronski so that he never becomes a musketeer

>When Gatsby takes over the Austro-Hungarian empire and earns the title of Great Gatsby

>When Don Quixote gets nailed by Hamlet right after starting La Reconquista

>let the Athenians ram and penetrate their hulls
lewd

When Galileo crashes the aristotelic plane with no survivors

lol that's a good one

>when lance armstrong discovers the moon

i would honestly pay to read a well read version of that going down.

No he's right, you fucking idiot

Delete this thread please

>when op made a worthwhile post

>When Raskolnikov shoots the Arab

well well well if it isn't reddit

>when Snape kills Dumbledore

>When Mephistopheles comes for Sancho Panza's soul

>When pompey magnus was a consul of rome

>when hanumat tears apart the peak of mount Gandamadana and carries it to Lanka

>when pirate furiously pleasures his prostate with a banana

>when Karl Ove made an Infinite Jest.

>When Apollo kills Brad Pitt via Legolas

>Not when Legolas kills Achilles

Though maybe i wouldn't have got the reference

I was waiting for this post!

They should have started with the Greeks

>when Harry stabs Kamala for sleeping with Demian

It's his own fault. He could've left but didn't want to be exiled. Also he was being a total dick during his hearing which didn't help his chances.

>when The Underground Man starts throwing up

>when Judge Holden rapes Holden and Huck Finn has a wank

>when Diogenes tells Caesar to moon him

>when Nabakov gets transported back to his PBR in the warm jungles of 'Nam

>when Leonardo di Caprio gets raped by Timothy Treadwell and Grizzly Adams

But the Roman did start with subjugating the Greeks.

Jordan Peterson

Good. Autistic people should learn manners.

solon

>Macbeth's wife tells him to do it
>Hamlet hates Othello out of paranoia
>Othello thinks they're there to fuck Desdemona
Imagine the banter.

>when Dante fucks Beatrice in the ass while Virgil is watching

>when Queequeg fondles Ishmael's smooth, pink boi-cock with his big, rough hands, and makes Ishmael feel all funny in his drawers.

>When Jason of Phyrae wins the 2016 U.S. Elections but the shadow aristocracy doesn't like it so they send a horde of brown manlets to assassinate him with butter knives carefully sharpened for 100's of hours.

>when Pierre Menard denounces mirrors and fornication as equally abominable

>When Lenin throws Stalin into the heart of the Death Star, saving Trotsky's life but fatally injuring himself

>when a Connecticut Yankee just gives Cleopatra the nuclear bomb

>When the twelve apostles stab Julius Caesar to death

>When John the Baptist ate the knowledge apple and eradicated the borg once and for all

kek

"when my post is just random enough to get upvoted"

Elliot rodger

>when the dog dies in the end