I think in order for us to continue making fun of John Green it is imperative that we actually read John Green...

I think in order for us to continue making fun of John Green it is imperative that we actually read John Green, so what I'm proposing is a John Green read along. I have a copy of looking for Alaska at home (it's my gfs I swear (I would know I purchased it for her)) and I'd be willing to post a few pages a day to a thread. What do you lads think? Regardless of what you think I'm still going to do it. So come along and join in!

>I purchased it for her
>that fucking pic
This board is 99% redidit content nowdays

Kill yourself.

how many pages a day should we read?

>reading
>pages
Better suck your bull's dick, its inevitable with your life choices anyway.

No thanks, Johnny.

you plebs capable of reading 10 pages a day of Alaska? this will be good for us. the book is funny. but I haven't read it before I swear (trust me I would know (my gf told me it's funny))

I'm cool with 10 pages a day family.

She looks like a young Jada Stevens.

Lads i'm so glad we're doing this. this book is hilarious you will love it. I should be done Ancient History a paraphase by 6pm toronto ontario canada time and I will make a new thread for the read along!

Looking for Alaska is imho a decent ya book imho, not great but among the endless slew of shit ya books it's one of the better ones.

tfios is the embodiment of cancer though.

How the fuck is she 13 and she looks like this? Do we need to lower the age of consent? I don't know if people realize this but most girls nowadays go through puberty at 10 and are fully sexually mature by age 12. Most attractive girls have sex with five different people by age 13 anyway, so why is the age of consent 18? Where does that number come from?

in a whole bunch of countries, it's 15-6, which is nowadays I think way more sensible. Going lower than that feels dangerous somehow.

On the internet I read that The Vatican has the lowest age of consent of the world with 12. It seems believable, but I have no sources to back this up other than my gut feeling and my memory. :P

Veeky Forums is affraid of reading, I am surprised

I don't need to read to make fun of it.

provided you have already readen

honestly by the end of fault though I was super sad. no one will ever love me as much as they loved each other

TFIIOS is an alright YA book.
My Ex gifted it to me and I felt obliged to read it.
It's fine. It's not for me or my agegroup but comparing it to the drivel that is Twilight or something is unfair. It's fine for what it is, no one is claiming it's Moby fucking Dick.

It's like watching The Fast and The Furious and complaining that it isn't MacBeth.

I have no intention to ever read any YA books. You can easily avoid them.

won't be able to avoid looking for Alaska on /lit my man. a new thread everyday until it's finished hahahahaha

I don't have a time to read shit books and honestly I don't give a shit about John Green.

how do you know it's shit if you haven't read it. you sound like a pseud

ok

It's 9 in Yemen and 0 in Saudi-Arabia (but you have to be married).

He never said IT was shit, he said he doesn't give a shit. Learn to read. This is why you are only interested in YA trash tier.

he did. he said he doesn't have time to read shit books. you fucking retard

>imperative
>what i'm proposing
>you lads
>actually reading john green
makes sense

wow doctor you sure know a lot about the developement of female children. More then every other doctor in the world in fact! you should publish your findings, they could change life as we know it. haha just kidding, you're a stupid pedophile that knows nothing.

>Unironically having a GF

It's a matter of probability, user. I'd choose a book with a 90% chance of worthwhileness over one that 40%.

Please save everyone the trouble and exterminate yourself.

>senai hobbes

As much as I hate that fuck and his distorted view of history this is a good idea. At least we can properly critique his work section by section if we do this. In fact this sounds like a good exercise for literary criticism.

these harrypotterism door to door converters are getting out of hand.

Not an argument.

>that photo

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