Chess thread I guess. Recent game I had Black to move and win
Chess thread I guess. Recent game I had Black to move and win
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... Qc3+
Kd4 Rd8+
Bd5 Rxd5!
>Qc3+
What? You mean b3?
Qb3 or Qxd2
White to move and win
what happens when you play two deep blues against each other?
So satisfying to win by taking the queen...
And its l-lewd
Taking the queen with your queen..
Chess always make me feel like such a brainlet.
Assuming you meant Qb3+, can't white move Ke4, either before or after moving the bishop? Granted he loses his queen either way, so he's basically hosed.
Kxd2 what then? White's still at a disadvantage, but I can plausibly imagine white defending from the rook long enough for his bishop to mulch the black a and b pawns to promote his.
d4 f5
Kd2...
mate in 27 moves unless black follows with Kf2
if the king does not lead, how could he expect his subordinates to follow?
No.
Qb3, Kd4, Rook check, Bishop defends, Rook takes, King takes, pawn to c3 for revealed check, white loses queen, game is over.
e4 because i hate jews
I've been playing for two years. I'm 60th percentile on lichess but now I stopped improving for some reason.
To be honest I started playing short time controls and lots of bullet chess and stopped doing tactics.
Usually I do perfect play and then blunder either the endgame or the middle game or I run out of time.
With longer time controls 15+10, I'm 70th percentile.
>long enough for his bishop to mulch the black a and b pawns to promote his.
If you cant take a ''Rook over Bishop +2 pawns''-advantage to victory, you shouldn't be playing chess
>e4 because i hate jews
>mfw i get this reference
For some reason I cant delete my earlier post.
I apologise.
e4 is best opening.
speed chess is superior chess. Anyone can be a good player if they have a year between each turn.
>not thinking d4 is best girl
geez, i bet you like saber, aqua, and sakura as well.
I like kingside castle more., it frees the queen earlier.
i do a lot more e4 because i enjoy my 4 knights shenanigans
Veeky Forums here, play me nerds
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>not using the bongcloud opening
Brainlet
I throb for the Grob
the highest level of chess on the planet, but 90% draws
See for yourself in the upcoming Top Chess Engines Championship (TCEC, tenth edition). The best of the best will be playing, including new versions of Stockfish, Komodo, Houdini, and Shredder.
Lol you have an STD
I just got to 2000+ on chessdotcom but I'm thinking of just giving up. Too much chess bots.
cheeky
dang thats pretty good. currently getting in to chess myself, all I do is play games, do the tactics trainer and analyze my losses. Do I need to autism openings if I want to get good?
what's this opening called?
Let's play
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play me
good game user
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Well, below 2000 people don't know much openings, you can certainly win that way. The higher you get though it matters much less, if you are a legit player and reach candidate level then most players you'll encounter know even the most obscure openings lol.
First attempt with 2600 bot and no takebacks -
Qb3
King forced to d4
Rook d8
Rook captures d2
This results in black up 13.
Is there some forced mate?
>Bishop defends
This is a blunder. A non-retard would not do this.
I'm back, let's play
Well that was disappointing
misclick senpai
There is no direct forced mate.
It's still unavoidable though, unless black is a cretin.
White can draw u tard
Only if black fucks up royally.
White cannot force a draw.
...
It's not letting me join.
Mmissclick? your game was shit since move 4, and it kept getting worse.
I think I'm 4-0-0 with Veeky Forums today. Let's play
Anyone?
>... Qc3+
wat
...
>no fun allowed
lichess has an analyzer built in..
What a funny coincidence that OP has been playing computer moves in all of these games