Studying tips

Why does this sound like some old secret chinese study guide?
>knowledge + pleasure
>more knowledge then pleasure
>success
>too much pleasure = no success
> disciplinary action must be taken

I concentrate better at the library than home.

But that makes 1. a bit difficult...

Hey you could meet a freaky chick also into that

You could also get a restraining order

Do "it" for her.

>1. Masturbate while studying so your brain associates studying with pleasure, having premature ejaculation helps.
Can confirm it doesn't help

>1
Bad idea. You can't condition yourself like that, especially if you know that you are conditioning yourself. That is not how the brain works. You will only end up associating studying with masturbation and will want to masturbate every time you study. Perhaps if you had a scientist you did not know about who sent a prostitute to your room every time you studied then you would start associating pleasure with studies.

>2
I guess this is good but if you can be this easily distracted then it would be better to look for the root cause and attack that instead of working around it.

>3
Studying patterns are retarded. If you are literally having to think about timing your studies and then remembering when to do push ups and when to stop and having a second timer for your break time then you already fucked up. You are thinking about so much shit instead of just studying. Just fucking study.

>4
Waste of time and money. Again, if you are so easily distracted by screens then you should look for the root cause.

>5
Waste of time and energy. Instead of writing shit down over and over just fucking study.

>6
Another special study rule to keep track off. Stop tacking on so much bullshit on your study patterns. Just fucking study.

Here is the one and only tip:

1. Get into a major you actually like so that you do not have to force yourself to study and put all these retarded rules on yourself like having study timers, break timers and special break timers with special schedules for push ups and cock sucking or whatever the fuck OP said.

And a second optional tip:
2. Be born smart

Amphetamine is literally proven to cause delusion that you are performing/learning/whatever fantastically when in reality it's only a minor increase or even decrease.

1.Spend 30 minutes reading/messy notetaking.
2.Spend 15 minutes editing/reorganizing/paraphrasing/making notes more accessible/readable/
3.Spend 30 minutes filling in gaps in notes that you took from one book with another source whether it is a books/articles/whatever.
4.Spend 30 minutes doing any exercises related to your field of study for the purpose of maintaining what you know, or if there are no exercises then recite the material.
5.And finally 15 minutes of doing any exercises for the purpose of learning to tackle harder challenges/growing or if there are no exercises then explain what you have learned to someone.

These 30/15/30/30/15 are roughly ratios of time so if you need to tackle more learning material increase the time you spend in each category accordingly.

Studying tip:
Study while wearing girl clothes to get in touch with your feminine side. It's proven by /g/ to make you better at computer science, and will also make you better at your scientific field of choice.

Cringe.