So uhh... what is dark matter made of?

the imagination of physicists that can't contribute anything to their field.

Quantized dark energy

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Fluff variables.
Imaginarium.
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Functional and competitive communist societies.
Jewish promises.

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It's made of nothing because it doesn't exist. It's sci-fi technobabble attached to a fudge variable.

They don't.

FUCK you we will survive

Nope. We've already detected all of the black holes. They account for a very small fraction of the Universe's total dark matter.

It's made of non-baryonic matter and non-baryonic matter is matter that does not have baryons

So neutrinos, then? Something tells me that's not quite true.

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It is either made out scientists inability to explain this graph or it is made out of nitrogen

>theonion.com/article/astronomers-just-going-go-ahead-and-say-dark-matte-50857

It doesn't matter.

It's made out of the crushed hopes and dreams of weaboo anons...

Our universe exists within the event horizon of a black hole that is in 4 dimensional space. Anything that exists outside this 4d blackhole will have a gravitational effect on objects within it.

It's possible that the gravity disortion of dark matter is actually 4d matter that's still in the process of falling into the black hole. As it gets closer to the event horizon it'll generate more gravity in our 3d space. Once it makes contact with the event horizon the 4d matter will be compressed into 3d space, and the dark matter will enter our universe as regular mater in a giant explosion or big bang.

In short, dark matter is the stuff the big bang was made of, and the great attractor is the next one that's coming.

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Dark matter is all the extra-terrestrial life we can't seem to find.

Dark energy

Bbbb... black holes?

what is dark energy made of?

dark matter/dark energy is hypothetical shit used to explain observed anomalies where we can't find a source of the anomaly

Dark matter is a sea of massive dark photons which fill 'empty' space and is displaced by ordinary matter. What is referred to geometrically as curved spacetime physically exists in nature as the state of displacement of the dark matter. The state of displacement of the dark matter is gravity.

>used to explain
No one is using it to explain anything, it's literally just the name they use to identify the anomaly.

>universe is accelerating outwards
>can't find a reason
>fuck it, its wizards and shit
>dark wizards and their dark gravity
>must be dark matter

jesus christ i found a brainlet

it's accelerating at a rate disproportional to the amount of matter we observe in the universe; the only obvious explanation is that there is matter, it's just not directly observable

The crushed dreams of physicists
>hey guis so our theories make no sense unless most of the universe is completely undetectable mystery material

yep, either that or the current theories are shit
really make you think, huh

dude its like made of nothing lmao

#freewill
#quantum
#blackholes
#catisaliveanddeadatsametime

A superfluid.

I wish i knew, i could use a Nobel prize

Neil DeGrasse Tyson don't believe in Dark Matter
youtu.be/lr-DB3Z_5_c
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White stars are racist to black holes
#BlackHolesMatter

wimps, obviously.

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