Graduate with a degree in English in April.
Can't find work. Can't find work. Can't find work.
I guess Veeky Forums was right, I'll end up working as a convenience store clerk forever.
Get offered a job as a researcher leading to a patent writer earning $100,000 a year
HOLY FUCK, you guys are full of shit.
im a highschool dropout who trades shitcoins, and i make ore than that on a shit year
*more
>we start you at $15/hr.
and you stay at $15/hr.
forever chasing that promotion that "will come soon" :)
>Average $100K per year
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
This is why, even when you're working, you look at other jobs and even interview for some every couple of months, just to check your market value. Once you have good experience, you WILL get a better offer from someone else. This is when you ask for that promotion, and if you don't get it with the job you already have, then you can walk right the fuck out on 'em. With two weeks' notice, of course. You want to make sure that the other job's still open and that you don't look bad for the next next employer when you do this all over again.
It works especially well if you start young, and by young, I mean younger than 30. You might feel a little old sometimes, but knowing the demographic here, time is most likely still on your side.
>getting offered a writing job from someone who can't spell
Uh huh, it proves simply that writing jobs that pay well do exist and Veeky Forums is full of shit. That's my point.
Enjoy feeling superior for your math degree.
itt: english degree graduate proves to rest of Veeky Forums precisely how fucking retarded english degree graduates are by demonstrating a baffling degree of gullibility
Good on you man, let's not shit on degrees. Humanities can be great, STEM can be great. Make Veeky Forums great again, stop degree dick measuring.