Tell us about your pet peeves, shit that rustles your jimmies, that students do in your class.
>instruct gen chem at my state uni >>students ask me to slow down my PowerPoint so they can write every word down (I have the .ppt file on blackboard) >>that guy who emails me nonstop about concepts not related to topics at hand >>that guy that comes to office hours every week, makes an effort, we can work together... then drops the course.... quits, gives up, despite having the right drive/mindset (10-15 of these types every semester) >>to a lesser extent, that guy/girl who doesn't attend class, submits shit work, then wants to contest their 68% D grade a week before we submit final grades. I do feel bad that they wasted $3,600 for my course to not attend and fail tests
Luis Howard
>people in a lecture being ultra specific on everything going so far as to interrupt the prof to add a trivial level of precision
that shit makes me fucking rage and i have sperged on people more than once for doing that shit
Liam Morales
Like what?
Carter Robinson
Professor/TA wise >cant speak a lick of english >doesn't post slides that would balance out there horrible language skills Student wise >Starts adding in topics they got off of reddit into a "conversation" with the professor in the middle of class.
You know who you are anton
Benjamin Kelly
*their
fuck me
Cooper Hill
>reddit shit Someone in one of my Aero classes unironically brought up the meme drive and how it would unlock ftl travel. I cringed so hard my vision blurred
Ethan Parker
>in a senior math modeling class >the autist of all autists is in this class, call him B >B constantly brings up inane bullshit, talks about politics (this was last fall, during the election cycle) >constantly pipes up, interrupting the prof or other people >everyone in the class hates him >prof for this class is one of the coolest guys in our department >even the prof is sick of B's shit >one day B pipes up "Prof, this might be a stupid question-" >professor interrupts "I've been teaching a long time. If there's one thing I've learned, its that there are no stupid questions.
only stupid students" >whole class starts snickering >B doesn't say a word for the rest of the hour
i've got about 100 more stories with this same aggressively autistic son of a bitch and none of them are pleasant.
Lincoln Gutierrez
>be in high school >do like 20 math problems where I skip a few obvious steps in my working like so [math]x^2+3=12,\ x=3[/math] >teacher accuses me of not showing my working and gives me 0/20 >have been anal retentive about it ever since Is there some standardized method of showing my working? I am wasting too much time showing every single step yet there might be another teacher like this out there.
Maybe there is some way to indicate what I am doing to both sides of the equation without having to write it in in little letters twice on each side, like maybe...
[math]x^2+3=12|\sqrt{eq-3},\ x=3[/math]
Lincoln Perry
should have talked to him outside of class about when it is appropriate to interrupt
Ryan Reyes
It's too late.
Daniel Long
[math]x^2+3=12[/math]
[math]x^2=9[/math]
[math]x=\pm 3[/math]
Luke Hall
>the ultra-tryhard chick in the front row of every class who constantly tries to make small talk with the prof >writes a small book worth of ultra-detailed notes in 20 different colours and still gets an 80
Adrian Edwards
SAVAGE
Juan Lopez
We must go deeper. [math]x^2+3=12[/math] [math]x^2+3-3=12-3[/math] [math]x^2=9[/math] [math]\sqrt{x^2}=\sqrt{9}[/math] [math]x=\pm3[/math]
Jackson White
Not specified enough. It looks like you pulled that plus-minus out of your ass. You should first point out that you are working in the field of real numbers, where the square root has two branches. Then you should solve the equation twice, once using each branch of the square root. Then you will get the two solutions 3 and -3 and then you should specify that you can condense the two solutions into one with the use of the plus-minus sign.
If you do not do this then you clearly copied.
Carson Green
...
Isaiah Reyes
This. I have an assignment for algebra this week on classifying loops of order 3. Someone asked the professor if he wanted us to do it up to isomorphism. Our professor obviously doesn't want us to write down an infinite number of loops.
Julian Jones
This brings another good point. Before you started solving the equation, how did you know a solution even existed? DID YOU COPY?
You should first use the intermediate value theorem to prove that two solutions exist and then look for them. If not then it looks like you just magically assumed a solution existed (or maybe you looked to the side and COPIED to see that solutions existed).
David Rogers
just the other day i was sitting in an undergrad class on general relativity as a ta and the prof was using a flat earth approximation to show gravitational forces and he prefaced the explanation saying its an approximation. Immediately after he is done that part of the lecture someone stops him to say "yeah but that wouldnt work outside of this approximation exactly" and i just wanted to murder this fucking brainlet.
Noah Jackson
I do this all the time, but I feel it is important to be rigorous. Last time I did it I pointed out to the professor that he should be more specific in a certain step and then he said "I knew you were going to say that". I think that means he likes me.
Another time the professor made us prove a theorem but did not specify exactly all the constraints we were working on, so I constructed a counter example saying that next time he should specify what kind of ring we are working on instead of just assuming we will assume the kind of ring he means.
I mean, I am studying pure mathematics. If I do not learn to be autistic early then I may never do it. I consider it a vital part of my education to point all of the professor's mistakes out.
Jeremiah Cooper
What an annoying cunt. You should keep your mouth shut and figure out things yourself.
Cooper Martinez
Teachers are just cunts
Jace Ramirez
Too much effort/10 You've gone from trolling to being annoying.
Noah Watson
Holy shit you sound like a cunt
Grayson Miller
Oh god, it's you, the absolute autist that sits in front of the class that cannot shut his mouth for five minutes
Can you at least reserve your autistic outbursts for office hours?
Colton Butler
I get where you're coming from, do what you think you need to do dude
Carson Allen
>TA'ing CS course >"I'm filing a complaint because your assignment assumes we can do math" gee wiz I guess you thought the fucking prereqs were just there for shits and giggles but best of luck with that
>>>to a lesser extent, that guy/girl who doesn't attend class, submits shit work, then wants to contest their 68% D grade a week before we submit final grades Yup had one of those this term. Literally contesting a single point on the first of 5 assignments, while their overall grade was 3% short of passing. TA for that assignment says fuck it, here's the point, you're still failing. Student proceeds to keep sending them multiple emails asking if they're sure they included the one fucking point.
Leo Sanchez
>that fidgety autist that changes his seat several times during lecture
Aiden Myers
I had never had anything about students annoy me until the linear algebra course I taught this summer.
>Student enthusiastically nods at everything you say as if he understands you, indicating you're setting a good pace and are being clear >He turns out to be a C- student who flunks exams and doesn't understand shit
Nathaniel Cooper
>Teach 3rd year undergrad course
>Now we see an application of X in real life... >10 mins later >But when will we use this in the real world
>Can you give up your free time to teach me X even though I complained to my professor X is too hard for our level?
Ethan Price
>tryhard Trying hard to get good grades is good for you. Don't be a fucking prick about it.
Nathan Morris
Man, you got a lot of blowback for that for some reason. Those all sound like legitimate complaints. I majored in pure math and I cannot tell you how often I got confused because the professor was vague about something and just assumed we knew what specific thing he was going on about. There is a certain level of rigorousness that ought to be adhered to so that what the professor is teaching is clear, but some people certainly go beyond that or bring up obviously unrelated things. Those people are irritating. On the other hand, if you feel confused by something he said, then somebody else is probably confused and is worried about bringing it up in case they end up sounding stupid, so it's best for everyone (in terms of learning, not your grade) to ask.
Another thing is, lots of professors like the students that notice when they erred or were vague. It makes them feeling like somebody actually understands what they're talking about and is interested. But go too far and they think you're an idiot. It's a fine line. Then other professors don't even want to be teaching and would rather everyone shut the fuck up and let him do his thing and leave.
Logan Diaz
>The professor that sucks at lecturing, has a heavy accent and terrible handwriting, but he WON'T post any online resources or email about when we have tests or homeworks due because he thinks we ought to attend his trash lecture if we deserve to pass. Holy shit fuck this guy. I can learn the entire lecture's material in a half hour instead of wasting the time commuting and then trying to make sense of his dribble for an hour. Just give me the damn homework problems and test dates and I'll be fine.
Aiden Long
>doing gen chem lab back in freshman year >TA couldn't pronounce an r to save his life >never gave half of our lab reports back
Go fuck yourself Min
Jason Walker
>select all squares with vehicles
>_
Parker Perez
Asking questions related to content they did in previous units. "How do i use x software to do y", "but in we did it this way".
Ryan Diaz
how about [math] x^2+3=12\\ \sqrt{12-3}=x=3 [/math] I guess
Christian Butler
it only is retarded if you interrupt the prof mid lecture on a fucking stupid point, if you wait for a lul or after the class have at it. open office hours exists for a reason
John Butler
You missed a couple of steps bucko [math]x^2 + (3 - 3) = 12 - 3[/math] [math]x^2 + 0 = 9[/math]