>First day of class >STEM subject >Professor walks in >Hands out syllabus >Goes through major points >"OK, now let's get started on Chapter 1"
>First day of class >Non-STEM subject >Professor walks in >"Hi class, welcome to Anthropology. Did anyone do anything fun over the summer? I did blah blah blah" >Reads every word of syllabus >"OK, now I'm going to call roll. Let's get to know one another better! When I call your name, tell us where you're from, your major, and an interesting fact about yourself." >Brianna Adams >"Hi I'm Brianna! I'm from Nashville, my major is Psychology, and a fun fact about me is my family breeds Poodles" >"Prof: Neat! My wife had a poodle. Her name was cupcake" >"They're the best!! >"Ok, David Carter".... >This takes entire class period
Blake Bell
at wpi it was 7 week quarters. i had classes with a quiz on day two and a major test 2 1/2 weeks in
Christopher Rogers
This
Tyler Watson
Thank god I only need to take 1 comm class to get my humanities satisfied
Dominic Edwards
>tfw I just take my general curriculum and any elective I want
Julian Brown
I was so happy when I finished my last gen ed non stem class.
The people who go to college/university for anything other than stem or medicine are actually retarded. These people aren't worthy of the life they've been given or the air they will breath.
Out world can truly benefit from another great war that culls out the bottom 30% or so of the poor and stupid.
Nicholas Wood
>engineering autists
William Murphy
Nothing wrong. That means the few that can communicate with people without going into a socially awkward fit get better opportunities and connections.
Connor Peterson
you still sound like a robot. just take the fucking banter.
Dominic King
>The people who go to college/university for anything other than stem or medicine are actually retarded
This. They literally ask questions that the prof just answered constantly.
Today in history class: >"You have a writing assignment due every week. This week it's due Friday, every week after this it's due the following Monday" >Literally 5 or 6 people keep asking for clarification on this >"I'm confused. So when is this week's due?"
Easton Peterson
It's true.
Connor Jenkins
humanities was my fav class. was so fucking easy. op stop being an autist
Easton Reed
100% true, at least at my uni.
Michael Williams
Socialization is for high school and weekends, user. Why would I take a 3 lecture per week babysitting class when I could just hang out with friends and go to parties/gatherings?
Owen Davis
>Why would I take a 3 lecture per week babysitting class when I could just hang out with friends and go to parties/gatherings? you answered your own question
Asher Moore
banter doesn't work on Veeky Forums outside of dedicated threads and specific circumstances, adhere to the board culture or go to /int/ and fuck off
Xavier Rogers
>Veeky Forums >board culture are you serious?
Colton Ramirez
Veeky Forums is where grad students go to bully undergrads. i can't think of any other use for this forum.
Ryan James
No. It's where undergrads pretend to be grad students to bully undergrads. Maybe 5% of posts are actual grad students.
Jacob Reyes
keep telling yourself that buddy
Austin Walker
This shit is pretty gay. I never have to take another non-STEM class again.
Juan Nguyen
>shitty undergrad failing intro circuits detected
Hunter Ross
I had plenty of stem classes that did that shit, where you go around the room and introduce yourself. It was always funny when the prof would say something like "Let's get to know one another better!" or "Lets get in groups and introduce each other." and people would immediately get up and leave.
Gabriel Long
Can confirm this shit happens and its awful
Gavin Reyes
>tfw undergrad student pretending to be a grad student pretending to be an undergrad who is pretending to be an undergrad student
Jonathan Lee
t. grad student
Julian Williams
>The people who go to college/university for anything other than stem or medicine are actually retarded. this
fucking normies
i go on facebook, look at what people i grew up with are up to, their lives all look pathetic or mediocre at best, and i'm supposed to be the mentally challenged one
Charles Thomas
100% true I can confirm. It keeps on not only in First day of class, but such behavior also continues through the entire course.
Camden Rodriguez
This is why I went for tech certs, because fuck getting the idiots who pay their way until they get that AA in Starbucks.
I'm not hard enough for Veeky Forums, since I prefer the socials (archeology and sociology, which works out to anthropology, but with less models that can cause bias).
So what advice do you have to cut down on the cost of going to college? Waiting for the economy to collapse and then trading food for textbooks and class time?
Charles Fisher
college costs decrease when the economy does well because less people attend. When demand increases during economic crashes prices rise. When people lose their jobs they try to get re-trained or educated.
Jonathan Rogers
I know this shit. Fucking drives me up the wall. The worse part is knowing that I am fucking paying for it out of my fees, so some lazy ass can have a no work day.
Jeremiah Kelly
At the University of Washington (for math classes), they don't even give a syllabus. My first day of Real Analysis was "hi, my name is professor... Find the syllabus on my website. Lesson 1.1..." and we had about 10 pages of notes after a 50 minute session. Pretty nice to not be a humanities major.
Aiden Rodriguez
>STEM I think you'll find it is STEAM, actually
Liam Evans
>tfw catholic university >have to take 5
Michael Lopez
We also share places to download pdf's of books.
Leo Allen
Should be SEM desu senpai.
Julian Scott
Undergrad detected for sure.
John Mitchell
>10 pages of notes Stop writing so big you autist.
Cooper King
delete this
Isaiah Edwards
Humanities' retards probably think that humanities is better because of that
Lucas Sanders
If it's easy you're wasting your time
Dylan Scott
S&M
Cooper Myers
M&M
Brayden Nguyen
>tfw that shit happens to me in STEM classes too
Gabriel Johnson
MtoF
Landon Thomas
just SE because math is a science desu. Also you're gay.
Jonathan James
>engineer calling others gay like pottery
Gabriel Martin
An engineer creates the dragon dildo that a reddit user wants but the scientist must study dragon dildos that most satisfy the reddit user. Which would you rather do, create the dildo or study previous versions of a dildo in a reddit users rectum?
Brandon Wright
being able to effectively communicate and write is a skill most STEM students don't have.
Oliver Sanders
>engineer can only do analogies with dildos like pottery
Josiah Gomez
What is this bullshit? My uni doesn't force me to take any humanities. That's high school tier structure.
Brody Wright
Yea except they don't actually teach how to write or speak in these classes. Instead they teach social marxism.
Jose Torres
>analogies >anal >dildo What did the (((scientist))) mean by this?
Michael Hall
>engineer relating everything back to gay sex like pottery
James Evans
>Looking at Facebook Normie
Charles Reed
My school on the same schedule system works the same way, it's great. Syllabus is online, they maybe talk about it for five minutes but usually you just have to read it before you come.
Aaron Gutierrez
nothing wrong with knowing a bit about the people around you, autistic user
Tyler Watson
M&M=Male&Male=Gay
Chase Scott
Engineers created the dildos used by Veeky Forumsentist like (you)
Jonathan Flores
see
Oliver Jones
>The people who go to college/university for anything other than stem or medicine are actually retarded. There are plenty of tards in stem, from my experience.
Liam Perry
This. Worthless classes like these just perpetuate the "college is a daycare for adults" stereotype.
Luis Williams
>(((scientist))) has engineers living rent free in his head What did (((he))) man by this?
Luis Hernandez
I used to do a lotta shitflining back when there were more troll threads and people arguing about their major more often
Tyler Hall
> Which would you rather do I'd kill the redditor
Ian Johnson
As you can see, Veeky Forums is basically devolved into scientists and engineers calling each other gay now.
Lucas Campbell
The question begs then, are you the scientist that studies what kills the redditor or are you the engineer that creates what kills the redditor?
Christian Cox
I know, this is measurably less fun and less intresting
Asher Bennett
>Modern dildo are created by engineer (male) It share similarity to a form of literature that uses aesthetic and rhythmic to evoke meanings in addition to, or in place of, the prosaic ostensible meaning.
Brayden Adams
see
Brody Rogers
I've seen some STEM retards in my days. Unis really have to find a way to bypass the ones who just do homework, do mediocre on tests, and still somehow end up passing with a B
Robert Martin
a D is a pass, that's like two whole letters lower than a B plus they're actually doing something worthwhile so obviously it's harder it's better to try to do something meaningful even if you suck at it than to do some bullshit that you can do easily
Dominic Gray
Should just be S&M desu senpai
Evan Sanchez
D is fail, C is pass at my uni
Asher Hughes
>Be in compsci 1 >"Alright here's your first programming assignment" >Majority of class groans about it >"Alright class we're going to talk about recursion" >Majority of class hates it and thinks it's literally the worse thing ever >I handle it just fine and think it's cool >"Alright class pop quiz" >Entire class groans over a 1 question quiz >Repeat throughout all of the required compsci classes even up to junior year I don't understand. You signed up for computer science classes what were you expecting? Maybe I'm just not a normie.
Jace Clark
There are a lot of normies/lazy fucks even in high end CS/Math classes.
James Butler
Are you fucking fully retarded,? I would literally smash your head in with a rock if you were anywhere near me
Jeremiah Kelly
But I'm a NEET-o-burrito user.
Justin Smith
Veeky Forums is a board not a "forum" you nigger
Matthew James
A ton of these scrublords come to computer science because MUH GAMES or often the case with females MUH BLOGS AND WEB DESIGN and they really couldnt care less about no algorithms or recursion.
Justin Diaz
> Alright > worse thing ever
Pretty sure you're a normie
Christian Miller
It Should be CEMP Chemistry, Electrical Engineering, Math & Physics.
David Wilson
Replace the A in STEAM. Replace "Arts" with "Archeology".
Charles Miller
>Be new grad student, need to TA spatial statistics class >Prof sends email an hour before class with the syllibus and "good luck user email me with any questions" >I thought I'd just be marking papers or some shit >Never done anything close to teaching >Accidentally spaghetti hard and introduce myself as the professor >Skip the rest of syllibus day and go straight into chapter 1 before they can ask questions >Pop quiz whenever someone raises a hand >End of semester, several students still think I am the prof They give the actual prof shitty reviews on ratemyprofessors that are cleary aimed at me
Carson Flores
fuck, if we're making the A a specific field it should be astronomy.
Camden Sullivan
Haha. It's your first time, so it's no big deal. When I had my first class, I made a few errors here and there.
Joshua Williams
>professor walks in >gunnars, long hair, spiked wristband tells us to call him Tim >highest level undergrad math course >seems knowledgeable and explains clearly and today was a good day