What's the purpose of a preface?

What's the purpose of a preface?

First impressions.

That's some nice boobs.

I'd put my between those bulky tomes, if you know what I mean.

>fat ugly tits
>wearing a bikini in 2016/2017
>esp one that hideous
>ugly face
>terrible makeup job
>lol I'm biting my tongue and my eyebrows are raised so that means I'm just being silly and this selfie totally isn't vain or me trying to show off or anything

Feel better now? Probably not idiot

All I want is to hold a delicate heavenly female in my arms. I want her vulnerability to be penetrated by my rock hard erection.

Her squealing my name, "oh Geoffrey!" as I fuck the farts out of her tight little assholes. She continues screaming "Geoffrey, oh Geoffrey! Your cock is so big! Much bigger than my last boyfriend Tyrone."

Post coitus we begin talking about it, "What happened to Tyrone?"
"oh, he just kind of vaporized one day..."

Introducing and context for the tits of the book

Which flaw that I pointed out makes you the most mad? Or would you say everything as a whole is what upset you enough to convince you that you needed to let the whole world know how angry it made you?

youre the one taking out your virginal frustrations on a still picture