Lost my YLYL folder

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Why did Sheldon cross the road ?

>2012+5
>still relying on the axoim of choice

>a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were challenged
>there was a cow at a farm and they should analyze it as much as possible
>after a week, the engineer comes back with some equipment and he's able to measure the weight and the dimensions of the cow
>after 3 weeks, the physicist comes back after analyzing the skin and flesh of the cow, bringing plenty of properties of its composition
>after 6 months the mathematician comes back with 1500 written pages proving that the cow exists

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Duplicate reply

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Test

I always wonder how they would react to these images.

To find the Bazinga

knock knock

Making a reference doesn't automatically make something funny.

Contributin'

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No.

One million and 12

Quality post

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Veeky Forums in a nutshell

-18x+3

banach tarski paradox: IS IT FUCKING POSSIBLE OR NOT?!?!?

I kind of want to try that, but I don't know where I've put my slides.

I lold

5 - 18x

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naspiri+c????

i don't get it

Is this supposed to trigger me? Because it does.

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why did you reply to me

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Kek

Should be dx defined from 0 to n DESU

-1/12 amirite lmao

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What is this kind of autism called?

a special kind

well memed m'lord

god that hurts
make it stop

ohmyGOD

my sides are in orbit

I lel'd a bit

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Did he get any significant data?
Bergerpilled

Dont know, wasnt in the thread

Back of the envelope calculation puts the energy of a 1000kg projectile travelling at 0.1C approximately an order of magnitude higher than Tsar Bomba, so this isn't actually true.

not sci but I believe you people will appreciate it

I cant find source for shit
Help

"consciousness threads"

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Salami XD

then there is no plus c

Fuck me, I didn't notice the plus C

in ZFC it is

if i wanted to laugh i'd ask for you GPA

I read this every time I see it and it NEVER fails to accelerate my sides to escape velocity

That code would actually get you stuck in while loop indefinitely
If i != num the i += 2 would never be called

That's part of the joke.

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>The number is false.
Every god damn time.

is this loss?

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>naruto run
triggered

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I'M FUCKING DEAD

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the in/on correction completes this

I know nothing about chemistry, are any of these theoretically possible? And if so what are they called?

>writing coefficients after the variable
Hello brainlet

Kek

God damn shit nigger

The fermionic USB cable one is better.

This will always be one of my favorites. I love this type of autism

'Naked Singularity: Event Horizons of Lust.' is similar (but part of an mlp fanfiction, so double the autism)

some extracts:
>Evening Glimmer moaned into his shoulder as something solid, roughly equivalent to a 3.5 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness, pressed against her flank. It was somewhat firmer than calcite, though not so much as unforgiving fluorite*.
>“Yes,” the librarian cried. “Yes! Take me, you ruffian...”

>Evening Glimmer moaned with fear and lust in an approximately 2:5 ratio. The emotions mingled in the still air like ions dissociating in a solvent solution.

>Her resistance to his advances diminished in inverse proportion to the area of contact between their bodies.

>Evening Glimmer collapsed onto the mattress like an electron falling to a lower energy state. "Three times every hour for the past six," she whispered breathily. "They're going to name a new constant after you."
>“Only if we provide them with a sufficiently large data set,” he whispered back.

I really need full story written like this.

look up nanoputians

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BTFO

I had the org chem textbook :)

Wew

what's so funny?
Typical autist being autistic.

It's actually BAZOOKA-tier

What the shit gave you the idea that it has to be 1000 kg? It's a lot less than that.

5-18x=?^2
?=(5-18x)^1/2 or ?=-(5-18x)^1/2

two=2

checkm8 faggot b8er

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