Why has no one figured out how to create one simple unicellular lifeform from inorganic precursors yet?

Why has no one figured out how to create one simple unicellular lifeform from inorganic precursors yet?

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we have and i enjoy shooting them into your mothers mouth every night

Spermatozoa aren't alive.

This is like asking why no-one has built a rocket that can transport an entire self-sufficient colony to Alpha Centauri yet, or why we don't have lasers that can blow up the moon. There are several intermediate steps we'd have to master before getting to that point.

only because they cant survive stomach acid

It's already been done. /thread
sciencemag.org/news/2016/03/synthetic-microbe-lives-fewer-500-genes

I vote we concentrate on the "blowing up the moon" one.

The used Mycoplasma genitalium so not.

OMNI CELLULA EX CELLULA

Carl Sagan literally already did this over 30 years ago

Because it's impossible for an intelligent designer to do :^)