Meme science and engineering feats that will never happen in our lifetimes ill start

Meme science and engineering feats that will never happen in our lifetimes ill start

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wait... why don't they just make the space elevator attach at the top?

actually, unless you're like 50 now there's a good chance you'll live a few hundred years at least

possibly forever

holy shit user,they need to give you the nobel prize

how

Reddit please go

science

Tests on mice have found that injecting them with the blood of baby mice caused the cells in the older mice to become indistinguishable from the cells of younger mice.

how do they know they arent just pulling out the younger blood?

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>You will literally live in a world where the old harvest the young for eternal life

Fuck this gay earth.

Wait...
All those blood donation drives...

Those were for fucking vampires.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>you will be one of the immortal wankers
Feels good man

more like the old rich harvest the poor young for eternal life

honestly fuck capitalism

Take your socialism to another board please

p sure sci is the most socialist board there is

Life expectancy is increasing and the rate of increase has itself increased from 1 month per year to 2 months per year and this might improve further.

And the reason is science as points out.

>harvest the young
You might want to see the cult movie "Red and Rosy", if you can stomach the gore, that is. Freshly pressed kids are messier than freshly pressed oranges...

You got a citation?

Don't worry, you'll grow out of it in grad school.

no such movie exists

>space elevator
that's for cucks
real men use orbital rings

There are literally kids this retarded on Veeky Forums

Both of you are wrong, real men use BIG space planes that throw nuclear exhaust.

I was gonna ask why they dont make supersonic planes anymore but nvm
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NOT FOR YOU GOYIM

science is inherently socialist

Intelligence Explosion

Wtf, did you not get into science for the money?

>conflates socialism and egalitarianism/philanthropy
how ironic

Away, capitalist scum. Go perform fellatio on Muskrat.

this is why so many children go missing

sci and x are on the same level in this regard

drinking a virgins menstrual blood is a way to increase fertility too, I have absolutely no empiracle proof of this, but people have done it since forever for a reason

All of you are wrong. True men use ten thousand ton warships propelled by nuclear bombs.

Terraforming Mars

looks like someone didn't get their 300k starting

Science will never reveal the reason kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

>wait... why don't they just make the space elevator attach at the top?
someone please answer this

I will murder everyone who laughed at me for saying biological immortality is bullshit