>be me >ironically shitpost on Veeky Forums about ashkenazi jews, big brains, high IQ, etc... >start using dating app >start talking to girl >figure out shes Jewish >actually has a big head too >mfw this arouses me
How can I figure out if she is of ASHKENAZI origins?
Post your cranium OP Veeky Forums must approve of your PHENOTYPE before we allow you to defile a Jewish womb.
Levi Gutierrez
>>ironically shitpost
Jayden Williams
>dating app
you can say it's tinder
Easton Edwards
>Are you Ashkenazi by the way? Because you're really smart
Gavin King
The Ashkenazim are a giant clusterfuck of semitic diasporas that made their way into Western Europe and spread further from there. If she looks like a kike, she's probably got those roots somewhere along the line. I'm not sure why this is relevant, unless you got some weird fetish.
Jeremiah Peterson
>tfw ashkenazim but small head kill me
Cooper Butler
you must be a goy. I bet you have blue eyes too, goy.
Nolan Ward
if she's ethnically Jewish, unless she looks Mediterranean or Arab, she's almost certainly Ashkenazi. if she's got a Slavic or Germanic name, she is. it's just a large-scale grouping of East/Central European Jews, as opposed to the Sephardim (Spanish and North African/Arab Jews)
Blake Bell
>mfw "untermensch" >too smart to use my brain for anything but shitposting >tall heada
Kayden Cooper
I haven't been impressed by the melonheads I've met. I suspect intelligence and cranial size are weakly correlated.
Brandon Walker
sure thing boyo
Jaxon Sanders
>TFW fully ashkanazi superior genes with none of the inferior religious sentiment, pursuing a phd in math.
>TFW I will def have 300k starting by end of my PhD because I work with AI abstractly
>TFW my heritage is Jewish but my true religion is abstraction and knowledge representation.
Henry Bell
>tfw 1% Ashkenazi on Ancestry test but my mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom was Jewish so I tell cute Jewish girls I'm Jewish
Oliver Garcia
Kek literally anyone can defile jewish wombs. You have the ugliest and most desperate women.
Luis Ross
>Imblying
Levi Butler
If it weren't for the fake tits she would be a 2/10 and the fake tits only raise that to a 4/10. I would pump and dump her, but never actually love her kek.
Parker Hughes
Take pride in you European roots, Goebbels. Also, the size of your cranium is not necessarily relevant... Einstein's was only slightly above average, IIRC.
Wyatt Price
>tfw I realize I look like Goebbels My Ancestry test said I'm 34% Western European, 33% Irish and 10% British, so I'm not _real_ European.
Tyler Rodriguez
>small head I was originally interested in Maths, but the moment I found out that my skull circumference was below average, I switched to Engineering.
Doing great in EE right now, but sometimes I regret the decision, even though Maths would have been LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE with my 20-30th percentile head.
Kevin Johnson
She's actually pretty cute for Veeky Forums
Gabriel James
She may be pretty good for you, but speak for yourself. She is ugly as fuck.
Jacob Rodriguez
Good GAWD. Did not see this earlier. 10/10 jugs, would take to Sodom and lie with, and I would not be unclean before Hashem.
Asher Miller
>you will never impregnate an ashkenazi jew >your children will be brainlet goys like his father