What is the single best book you've ever read? What did you like about it?

They're children, you freak

>originally from liverpool, england

why am i not surprised?

Stranger in a Strange Land

A perfect combination of pragmatic characters and idealistic, semi-absurd elements.

>My self-image as a heterosexual is inextricably tied to notions of my own personal subservience, to the point where I literally cannot imagine male sexuality apart from humiliation.

my diary desu senpai

Moby Dick, I like whales

Subjectively speaking, the moon and the bonfires. The feel of nostalgia for my homeplace it gave me was devastating and I found it to be a very human read.
Objectively speaking probably Ulysses.

It's not about worship or humiliation. It's just that female feet sometimes can express the pinnacle of beauty or nearly perfection (without considering the face, which is the most important part of the body, of course). And I'm only talking about aesthetic - the rest doesn't matter, feet can be dirty or clean, neglected or soft, but that's not the point. If you can't see the beauty and proportion of female feet, especially nowadays that girls have the abit of taking care of them, it's just weird, or it's the result of a lack of focus or curiosity towards human body. Fetishism, do they say? Then what about people who have a thing for lips, butts, cocks, etc?

Michelangelo used to say that human foot is a work of art and a masterpiece of engineering. Now you see why artists studied for years how to paint or sculpt the perfect foot.

The foot is a phallic symbol you freak, why do you think like all of foot porn has it centered in the foreground while the woman's body is in some dominative position or expression

I know it's a phallic symbol, still that doesn't compromise its beauty. Everybody feels the need to suck something, since it's a habit we carry with us since early childhood.

Have you thought about sucking other phallic symbols? Want to tell us something, user?

Folks, this is what I'd call a "shit" "post".

It's not ironic though. I'm a footfag and I can tell you that guy represents about half of footfags. The half that is totally fucking insane and writes 8-page paeans to feet if anyone says "i don't get the foot thing lol" on the Internet, even if it's a passing comment on a family Youtube channel.

Yes, I have. Willing to step up?

ikr? Isn't it great?

Their reactions would be stupid. Their desires would be stupid. Their words would be stupid. Even their orgasms would be stupid.

The only way to cope with that would be treating them like dolls (well, isn't it not uncommon?), but that will, ehhh, require a lot of work from you.

>isn't it not uncommon?
>isn't
>not
>un-

They're children. It's not an issue of their conversational ability. If you're sexually attracted to those girls, you have fucking brain problems

And you're probably a liberal loser or some kind of cuck. They've clearly passed their puberty, they could even get pregnant. So it's not child abuse, you fucking idiot.

>So it's not child abuse
>you fucking idiot.
>not child abuse
>idiot

haha ok guy what is your address btw you know for the party van

upboat

i love the contrast between a foot's beauty and its rank odor

>tfw you catch a whiff of some pungent fem feet

disgusting

First off, no they have not cleraly passed their puberty, they're very clearly children. Secondly, it's not the fucking middle ages, "has she had her blood?" is not a fucking reasonable question. They're little kids with little kid bodies and little kid brains. If you want to fuck them, you're a fucking pervert, and should geld yourself.

lol
Moralfags like you will die out in the coming ancap utopia

You're just too stupid to get the meaning of pedophilia. Pedophilia is the perversion or the fetish for prepubescent individuals. If you fancy about inserting your cock in a little closed hairless vagina, then you're a pedo. If you just like the appearance of a young girl's body, it's legit. And it is common knowledge that as a man grows older, his desire for very young women gets bigger. That doesn't make him a fucking pedo. That said, sexual relationships of course MUST always happen between consenting individuals. Lastly, those girls are probably 13 or 14 years old, so they've passed their puberty, period. Middle ages have nothing to do with this talk.

Now get the fuck out, since you're too stupid to wander around Veeky Forums.

I bet you could get them pregnant, regardless of your socially constructed definition of "childhood."

I'm not saying you should, but your frantic tone is not appropriate either.

Why MUST they, explain yourself

Would lick boipussi no homo

Because in my moral system I consider coercion and abuse as injustice. I have no problem with an old man fucking a 13 yo girl, but she has to be consensual.

she can't consent, you idiot, she's 13. An adult having sex with a child is always coercive.

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce. I loved the prose, it was the first book I really read for the prose and I fell in love. I also wanted to be a writer when I was really young, almost majored in English literature but my family pressured me to major in business. It I was an outstanding writer, I won huge essay contests in high school, my family didn't care though, only when it was a cash prize and I could help pay our rent. Now I write again thanks to Portrait. A lot of journaling, some fiction in the works. I love the stream of consciousness style, which I discovered in Portrait and Ulysses. I have zero intention of publishing, I write purely for the art of it and I feel so alive when doing so. I achieve a deeper zen state when I'm writing than when I'm meditating.

Oh, so according to you a young girl doesn't have any ability to make decisions. How do you explain this controversial statement?

The only good boipussy is the non-gay type

That's a plastic doll, you silly goose

No, it's just a girl with a feminine penis

Delicious.

good post

>I'll fuck a skinny boy, as long as he's wearing lingerie and a wig, no homo though

Can someone recommend me some books? I just looking at Catch 22 and the Wheel of Time series.

Thoughts?

I actually have no idea how you could consider that gay. You're not attracted at all to manly traits, and you'd never even have to see the dick. It's just fucking a hole. You're not sucking dick or taking it.
I don't see how being attracted to feminine traits is gay.

Learn to appreciate the middle ground.

There is absolutely nothing gay about it

Lads I need to suck a feminine dick so hard right now

because that's barely different than what gay tops engage in. and they're not considered not gay because they're fucking an effeminate male.
I do and consider myself bi, I'm just saying. there's this weird thing on Veeky Forums with this; female appearing person gets posted posing in a sexual fashion in sexy lingerie but upon further inspection you notice lack of tits, broadish shoulders and narrow hips and then the "hngggg does it have a feminine benis???" comments and it's supposed to be extra kinky because it's a guy, like, yeah it is what it is. you and a lot of people would fuck a guy in the ass under certain circumstances.

>you and a lot of people would fuck a guy in the ass under certain circumstances
yes a lot

wouldn't you?

of course, I'm bisexual

It's not actually controversial at all, almost every country on earth has age of consent laws

You don't get it. It's a woman but with the added benefit of a feminine penis, filled with that sweet elusive lady-dick nectar.

If its wrong to wanna gobble up the completely feminine cum of a qt trap, then I don't want to live.

And i'm not even gay.

That's because a lot of people just want a hole to fuck. I think it sort of precedes sexual preference. It's really easy to say penis = gay but I think it's mostly hole = fuck.
Also, it's funny that you read the feminine penis comments so seriously. I always thought people were just half-joking. But really the only way I've been here so long is thinking that people are just joking.

I will say though that there is a very real contingent of men who will fuck and suck a dude, but never ever kiss them. Something about that also makes it hard to call them gay, doesn't it?

age of consent laws are based on nothing
if my Lolita wants my dick, I'll give it to her, peiod

it's not wrong but I doubt you've ever done anything with a guy, a femguy or otherwise. same with a lot of people on Veeky Forums that have a trap fetish. when you're actually with a guy sexually there's a lot of things that are very different than being with a girl. the skin texture, firmness, smell, noises, etc. it's a completely different thing and it's definitely gay.

You god damn faggots are the reason we cant have nice conversations. Take your daddy issues somewhere else. This is a place of literature.

Maybe you're right. I haven't been with a guy. But I'm not sure why a good trap wouldn't emulate all the experience of being with a woman well.
different user btw

>i'm not even gay
Stop this meme once and for all.

None of us is gay and none of us is straight.

We just want to penetrate holes and suck things.

Nice joke.

kill your shelf

go try it out I guess. since you guys are only about "fucking holes" go pay for a tranny escort.

Why is kissing such a priveleged expression of romantic love. It's kind of weird the hairs we split in the processes of identification and identity formation.

There are too many books I will never be able to read so I can never say what is the best but my favorite books are the novels of the Larklight Trilogy

>Why is kissing such a priveleged expression of romantic love.
What I'm asking is why you wouldn't kiss a guy, but suck his dick. There's some very real disconnection there, and I don't really understand it.
I've never been with a guy. But there are women I have fucked that I didn't want to kiss at all, I just wanted to fuck them. I don't have an interest in men, but I am confused as to why there are people who will take it in the ass and suck a cock but refuse to kiss that person.
I just would like to hear a reason.

I'm bi but I don't really care about fucking holes. I only want to kiss and suck things, every part of a body basically. Maybe it's just a fetish, idk.

Isn't a pussy supposed to be better to fuck, by he way? Surely it's more wet and sliding and cozy.

Because gay people were diddled by their uncle in their youth and are mentally fucked up and don't associate sex with romantic intimacy

>and I don't really understand it
it's very easy to be honest

F E T I S H I S M

It seems odd to call it gay if it's only a fetish. Or does it? I don't really know.
Like, being gay certainly can't be considered a fetish.

...

I'm gay Mang. I don't want to kiss some guys because they're bad at it, although they might really excel at sucking my cock. I like that.

The fucking mental gymnastics faggots go through to try to justify their degeneracy.

>I don't want to kiss some guys because they're bad at it
That's not what I'm talking about. You have to kiss them to know they're bad at it. I'm asking why they're not attracted to them enough to even kiss them.

>being gay certainly can't be considered a fetish
What you see here on Veeky Forums is just fetishism. Love (and then kisses) can only happen in real life, either with a girl or a boy. Have you ever had feelings for a pornstar seen in some video? I bet you haven't, that's because love requires an actual interaction, made of looks and talks.

This post made me kek even if it's against me

>being attracted to female traits is gay
You'd probably fuck a bearded bodybuilder as long as it was a woman.

Of course they would

Right. And my question is how can the people will suck a cock and fuck some dude's ass in a but be absolutely disgusted by the notion of kissing another dude.
If you want to just say that it's fetishism that's fine. But it certainly doesn't mean that someone is gay or even bi. Being extremely horny is leagues worse for judgement than being heavily intoxicated.

People say they just want to suck cock and do anal because they're on the internet, and internet is the kingdom of fetishism. Which is, as you say, not related in any way to heterosexuality or homosexuality.
But I'm pretty sure if they'd meet some dude irl they would try to kiss him.

I don't know.

This scares me.

>But I'm pretty sure if they'd meet some dude irl they would try to kiss him.
Ya, you thought I was talking about the internet the entire time when I wasn't. This has happened to people I have known or people I have talked to. Which is why I am asking, I don't get it. But then I remember being with women I had no interest in kissing, but happily fucking them. Maybe it's obvious.
I just haven't ever been given a justification of a person who will take it in the ass but not kiss the giver.

No child dresses like that. Or is this little roastie envious at their good looks lmao?

Man I don't know, in my opinion if that happens it's because of fetishism or hedonism. If there's love or even a slight affection, there are also kisses.

MOOOOOODS

what happened to this thread

Well someone called another one a pedophile because he wants to fuck the prime middle pussy up there. Someone said he was a pedo or something. Then another user said that being attracted to that is like being attracted to this (a picture of crossdresser).

Why is it so hard to rape well dressed women?

I had a really good time watching the new Netflix adaption of it. Those were my favorite books as a kid.

>Those were my favorite books as a kid.
How in the world did you like that netflix shit then?

Will I enjoy this book on my own or should I take a class on it?

>Objectively speaking

???

I hate it when a thread starts to get epic and some serious guys come in to talk about Netflix or ti answer OP's gay question

*to

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
felt like it gave my life some sort of framework at the time I read it--albeit a fairly miserable one all things considered
iktf