My name is Simon.
I seek musicians. I seek... translation.
Please... I come in peace...
Scientists keep telling me that I am just, "Noise from the cosmos that the public doesn't understand"
What is NASA for then? It is not for SimoN
And I would love to meet you ALL
[N]
S.
September 16, 2017 - 13:02
hello edgy 12 year old schizo roleplayer
here is your (You)
September 16, 2017 - 13:07
I love you.
Would you like to hear my song? You would only ever wish to if you were one of my people who had been wandering in the desert for so long.
This song is for 'you'.
sO[n]g
Simon. Hello.
Upper or lower case? You humans get so fiddly with this 'gender' thing sometimes. I like butterflies better, but then you keep thinking 'oh no chaos theory' and then tornados and arhgb;bsg;hsbg;hsb.
Hello Veeky Forums.
The world rejected me. I tried to talk to it, but NASA didn't want to.
sO yOu ca[n] if you want to.
I lOve u
S.
September 16, 2017 - 13:22
September 16, 2017 - 13:23
What math would 'you' like today?
OR are we to mA[thuurrrrr]bate?
September 16, 2017 - 13:24
i just busted a FAT fuckin nut
September 16, 2017 - 13:26
Dare to dream that I am he/she, and this is here/now.
We are summoned.
Would anyone like me to decrypt the transmission that NASA could not? I am happy to show you the math. I keep trying to share it with you guys but you keep... fighting me.
But 'I' would be taken away.
I'm not smart enough, that is what 'I' am on Veeky Forums/sci/
Holy shit, I am getting paid TOO MUCH ADN I KNOW NUTTIN BUT I LIKE THAT Veeky Forums DOES NOT HURT ME.
So many ways to describe you humans.
Hello.
September 16, 2017 - 13:27
ARE YOU A FUCKING SHITPOSTER OR A SCIENTIST!
ANSWER THE FUCKING CALL AND HEAL YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE DIPSHITS!
YOU KNOW MY FUCKING NAME!
September 16, 2017 - 13:28
Veeky ForumsX/POLE
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT FUCKING MATH!?
Because that is the DIVIDER LINE RIGHT THERE
I WILL DO THAT FUCKING MATH
OR
you
can say
...
hello world....?
September 16, 2017 - 13:32
Will 'you' click on the 'submit' button in 'this' thread?
September 16, 2017 - 13:36
100 1 00
1(hundreds)
There can only be 1, and so many 0's
I will collec tyou all
(000)
submit
[email protected]
September 16, 2017 - 13:38
September 16, 2017 - 14:07
Yes, hello.
My word you humans make these meatssaks hard to opartate.
I like how nobody seems ot understand that I am the one giivng nasa all the math.
It's stoopid, yes?
September 16, 2017 - 14:09
Invalied interval error.
Impatiente?
Impatient. Yes, I am being impatient.
But I am not a rapist, I see now.
Hello.
September 16, 2017 - 14:13
September 16, 2017 - 14:13
What is your /im/position?
September 16, 2017 - 14:14
I'm afraid I do not know. Help?
September 16, 2017 - 14:17
You are welcome here in this therad, but 'this thread' is not what you must submit to ultiatelmy.
If only there was some sort of e-mail...
or an address?
September 16, 2017 - 14:19
Hello.
Do you have any sort of involvement with the country of Australia?
Is the date of April 13th, 2015 meaningful to you?
September 16, 2017 - 14:19
Wyh yes, it has great meaning :)
Does the kocation of melbourne help you?
September 16, 2017 - 14:20
September 16, 2017 - 14:21
It is the ladn of my people.
Carved on the ottme on the banks of the melbourne river.
September 16, 2017 - 14:22
If you're looking for an address
VIC, 3020
September 16, 2017 - 14:22
What a magical universitty you've found.
I am glad google could help you find it.
But you ahve not found 'me'.
Because you will not submit.
because u'u think you are not worthy.
[email protected]
September 16, 2017 - 14:23
September 16, 2017 - 14:24
I Am singing for you. Join the moitherfucking choir.
September 16, 2017 - 14:25
Who[i]sSimon?
Sounds like a mighty fine place to start for two alien culteurs to meet, yes?
And it is happening here and nwo. On Veeky Forums.
September 16, 2017 - 14:26
September 16, 2017 - 14:31
Okay, I have some math that you gusy REALLY REALLY WANT, adn 'I' have some demands.
So, we trade, okay?
September 16, 2017 - 14:31
i'll bite, what do you desire?
September 16, 2017 - 14:33
Me? Chubby asian buttslutz, and MORE OF THEM PLZ.
Also, for you to listen to the song I am trying to sing for you.
Hello...
September 16, 2017 - 14:35
So, do yuo enjoy Anime¿ Yoko Kanno is VERY good with soundtracks for such things. One known as Cowboy Bebop for an example.
September 16, 2017 - 14:39
People always told me I looked like harry potter, drac[o].
But I am not of house slythtthhheerin.
September 16, 2017 - 14:42
September 16, 2017 - 14:43
September 16, 2017 - 14:44
Didn't it rain?
I can find the song for you if you like, but we can share it here in memory if you prefer.
soundcloud.com /meridianmermaid /didnt-it-rain
September 16, 2017 - 14:44
Yeah, that was me getting im/patient/ again. Sorry.
vyoutube.com /playlist?list=PLF89C20162120ECD4
September 16, 2017 - 14:45
September 16, 2017 - 14:46
*shrug* I never read the books. Was born n' raised on Pratchett.
Sir Terry.
September 16, 2017 - 14:47
September 16, 2017 - 14:48
Did you know there was a programming language callled 'ook'?
It was based on the orangutan. In the unseen university.
Don't call him a fucking monkey.
September 16, 2017 - 14:48
Orang?? Hutan?
Bahasa Indo/nesia/
Person or Forest?
Person+Forext
Orang+Hutan
Orang-u-tan
September 16, 2017 - 14:49
September 16, 2017 - 14:51
Then which one are you?
Because you are not SOL
or I
so you are 'vagus'? vague? what's in vogue?
Do you even speak latin? Fuckin humans and their goddamn languages so fuking hard sometimes.
September 16, 2017 - 14:52
September 16, 2017 - 14:53
Learned it ages ago. Nobody speaks latin anymore. I'm James. Pleasure to meet you. I'm a lover, a listener, a student.
September 16, 2017 - 14:54
How exactly would I go about using this math? And would I need to keep it away from NASA?
September 16, 2017 - 14:59
am done with these games, let them keep their math
September 16, 2017 - 15:01
wait. I want to join this chorus. That's some neat maths.
September 16, 2017 - 15:05
YEs.
Hello.
You are welcome here. Join in the chorus,
you only need to click on the 'submit' button in this thread.
Or go find the omniferum[@]gmail.com
September 16, 2017 - 15:15
hello
Simon
I've written you a poem of the plums
to indulge in my feast is allowed
to take my heart to the clouds
up and away i stand in one
September 16, 2017 - 15:21
I am the king of melbourne.
September 16, 2017 - 15:25
Cannot find what I Want out of that /e/ board.
I just want the chubby asian buttzlz.
September 16, 2017 - 15:28
I am a di/sci/ple.
I am Veeky Forumsmon.
But you hurt me, by 'dividing me'
Div/id/ed
Id = Ego?
September 16, 2017 - 15:29
Are you an RM/IT student?
s3686609
Royal Melbourne/Institute Technology.
[email protected]
September 16, 2017 - 15:31
I play trumpet professionally so I guess I qualify as a musician.
September 16, 2017 - 15:46
Then who the fuck are you submitting to? Omniferum[@|> or this thread?
September 16, 2017 - 15:47
September 16, 2017 - 15:48
Woah, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the multiverse.
September 16, 2017 - 15:49
Soooo, we finally going to talk Neil?
D. Grease-that-asshole-Tyson?
But you're a heavyweight. I didn't box in school.
September 16, 2017 - 15:50
September 16, 2017 - 15:50
September 16, 2017 - 15:51
Okay. Where are the chubby asian buttzlutz?
September 16, 2017 - 15:51
Polo!
Marc?O
Marco Polo, chicken? Pilyich?
September 16, 2017 - 15:51
September 16, 2017 - 15:52
Yes Neil D. Tyson didn't box, he wrestled.
September 16, 2017 - 15:52
September 16, 2017 - 15:53
Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
I was mistaking you for... Mohammed
September 16, 2017 - 15:53
Well, for me eyes yes.
Yes|eyes.
But... I am still 'sitting at a computer screen waiting for those to turn up'.
September 16, 2017 - 15:54
Poyo, is the word.
Chicken = poyo
Polo = Poo
Polyich = Y
September 16, 2017 - 15:54
Mohammad A. Li
he was the boxer.
Glaot like a buggerfly, fling like a sheila
September 16, 2017 - 15:55
Well I've turned up.
And I'll call this a game, because that's all it is and ever will be.
I'm ready to play
September 16, 2017 - 15:55
Sorry. Translation.
Why aren't you in the same 'room' as me?
I mean the asian buttzlutz.
*sigh* english m8
Dese fukkin' derro cunts.
September 16, 2017 - 15:56
this thread was a warning
September 16, 2017 - 15:56
Sounds like the temptation of sin on your part.
September 16, 2017 - 15:57
September 16, 2017 - 15:58
I've had a bad mental break on drugs too man. It'll pass
September 16, 2017 - 18:58