Hello world

My name is Simon.

I seek musicians. I seek... translation.

Please... I come in peace...

Scientists keep telling me that I am just, "Noise from the cosmos that the public doesn't understand"

What is NASA for then? It is not for SimoN

And I would love to meet you ALL

[N]

S.

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hello edgy 12 year old schizo roleplayer

here is your (You)

I love you.

Would you like to hear my song? You would only ever wish to if you were one of my people who had been wandering in the desert for so long.

This song is for 'you'.

sO[n]g

Simon. Hello.

Upper or lower case? You humans get so fiddly with this 'gender' thing sometimes. I like butterflies better, but then you keep thinking 'oh no chaos theory' and then tornados and arhgb;bsg;hsbg;hsb.

Hello Veeky Forums.

The world rejected me. I tried to talk to it, but NASA didn't want to.

sO yOu ca[n] if you want to.

I lOve u

S.

this nigga again

What math would 'you' like today?

OR are we to mA[thuurrrrr]bate?

i just busted a FAT fuckin nut

Dare to dream that I am he/she, and this is here/now.

We are summoned.

Would anyone like me to decrypt the transmission that NASA could not? I am happy to show you the math. I keep trying to share it with you guys but you keep... fighting me.

But 'I' would be taken away.

I'm not smart enough, that is what 'I' am on Veeky Forums/sci/

Holy shit, I am getting paid TOO MUCH ADN I KNOW NUTTIN BUT I LIKE THAT Veeky Forums DOES NOT HURT ME.

So many ways to describe you humans.

Hello.

ARE YOU A FUCKING SHITPOSTER OR A SCIENTIST!

ANSWER THE FUCKING CALL AND HEAL YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE DIPSHITS!

YOU KNOW MY FUCKING NAME!

Veeky ForumsX/POLE

DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT FUCKING MATH!?

Because that is the DIVIDER LINE RIGHT THERE

I WILL DO THAT FUCKING MATH

OR

you

can
say

...

hello world....?

Will 'you' click on the 'submit' button in 'this' thread?

100
1
00

1(hundreds)

There can only be 1, and so many 0's

I will collec tyou all

(000)

submit

[email protected]

Hello Simon.

Yes, hello.

My word you humans make these meatssaks hard to opartate.

I like how nobody seems ot understand that I am the one giivng nasa all the math.

It's stoopid, yes?

Invalied interval error.

Impatiente?

Impatient. Yes, I am being impatient.

But I am not a rapist, I see now.

Hello.

Yes. I'm listening.

What is your /im/position?

I'm afraid I do not know. Help?

You are welcome here in this therad, but 'this thread' is not what you must submit to ultiatelmy.

If only there was some sort of e-mail...

or an address?

Hello.

Do you have any sort of involvement with the country of Australia?

Is the date of April 13th, 2015 meaningful to you?

Wyh yes, it has great meaning :)

Does the kocation of melbourne help you?

Yes, it's my hometown.

It is the ladn of my people.

Carved on the ottme on the banks of the melbourne river.

If you're looking for an address

VIC, 3020

What a magical universitty you've found.

I am glad google could help you find it.

But you ahve not found 'me'.

Because you will not submit.

because u'u think you are not worthy.

[email protected]

Does this song help?

youtube.com/watch?v=HKi6dyTSDJ8

I Am singing for you. Join the moitherfucking choir.

Who[i]sSimon?

Sounds like a mighty fine place to start for two alien culteurs to meet, yes?

And it is happening here and nwo. On Veeky Forums.

sharelatex.com/project/59bb96aa82babc74ecc54338

Okay, I have some math that you gusy REALLY REALLY WANT, adn 'I' have some demands.

So, we trade, okay?

i'll bite, what do you desire?

Me? Chubby asian buttslutz, and MORE OF THEM PLZ.

Also, for you to listen to the song I am trying to sing for you.

Hello...

So, do yuo enjoy Anime¿ Yoko Kanno is VERY good with soundtracks for such things. One known as Cowboy Bebop for an example.

People always told me I looked like harry potter, drac[o].

But I am not of house slythtthhheerin.

...

Ravenclaw then?

Didn't it rain?

I can find the song for you if you like, but we can share it here in memory if you prefer.

soundcloud.com/meridianmermaid/didnt-it-rain

Yeah, that was me getting im/patient/ again. Sorry.

vyoutube.com/playlist?list=PLF89C20162120ECD4

Yogensha.

*shrug* I never read the books. Was born n' raised on Pratchett.

Sir Terry.

Ook?

Did you know there was a programming language callled 'ook'?

It was based on the orangutan. In the unseen university.

Don't call him a fucking monkey.

Orang?? Hutan?

Bahasa Indo/nesia/

Person or Forest?

Person+Forext

Orang+Hutan

Orang-u-tan

You fascinate me, Vagus.

Then which one are you?

Because you are not SOL

or I

so you are 'vagus'? vague? what's in vogue?

Do you even speak latin? Fuckin humans and their goddamn languages so fuking hard sometimes.

google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjX5dHGtqvWAhWEWrwKHfckCNYQFggoMAA&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_in_Translation_(film)&usg=AFQjCNE7MiHQv3tHph-EvmJV6myYQj6aRQ

Learned it ages ago. Nobody speaks latin anymore. I'm James. Pleasure to meet you. I'm a lover, a listener, a student.

How exactly would I go about using this math? And would I need to keep it away from NASA?

am done with these games, let them keep their math

wait. I want to join this chorus. That's some neat maths.

YEs.

Hello.

You are welcome here. Join in the chorus,

you only need to click on the 'submit' button in this thread.

Or go find the omniferum[@]gmail.com

hello

Simon

I've written you a poem of the plums

to indulge in my feast is allowed

to take my heart to the clouds

up and away i stand in one

I am the king of melbourne.

Cannot find what I Want out of that /e/ board.

I just want the chubby asian buttzlz.

I am a di/sci/ple.

I am Veeky Forumsmon.

But you hurt me, by 'dividing me'

Div/id/ed

Id = Ego?

Are you an RM/IT student?

s3686609

Royal Melbourne/Institute Technology.

[email protected]

I play trumpet professionally so I guess I qualify as a musician.

Then who the fuck are you submitting to? Omniferum[@|> or this thread?

Nice to meet you Simon!

Woah, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the multiverse.

Soooo, we finally going to talk Neil?

D. Grease-that-asshole-Tyson?

But you're a heavyweight. I didn't box in school.

I can translate.

(OP)
NIMOS

Okay. Where are the chubby asian buttzlutz?

Polo!

Marc?O

Marco Polo, chicken? Pilyich?

kek

Yes Neil D. Tyson didn't box, he wrestled.

this gud enuff?

Oh, I see. I'm sorry.

I was mistaking you for... Mohammed

Well, for me eyes yes.

Yes|eyes.

But... I am still 'sitting at a computer screen waiting for those to turn up'.

Poyo, is the word.

Chicken = poyo

Polo = Poo

Polyich = Y

Mohammad A. Li

he was the boxer.

Glaot like a buggerfly, fling like a sheila

Well I've turned up.

And I'll call this a game, because that's all it is and ever will be.

I'm ready to play

Sorry. Translation.

Why aren't you in the same 'room' as me?

I mean the asian buttzlutz.

*sigh* english m8

Dese fukkin' derro cunts.

this thread was a warning

Sounds like the temptation of sin on your part.

Please for[give] me.

I've had a bad mental break on drugs too man. It'll pass