Open Letter

Dear Miss Kitty,
I know you're a really fuckable petite sex magnet, but let's put that out of the way for a while and focus on the issue at hand, the point being that there is already plenty of common masturbation material out there, but only one you that I know of, and it seems that what I need and crave the most right now is the one-of-a-kind kinky female mind encased in your funny sex addled brain.
And your blunt honesty.
Then, please would you be so kind as to somehow get in touch with me in order to partake in some sort of bout of creative writting? That would be so rad.

tl;dr i want my qt3.14 Veeky Forums waifu back

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this post is not very good

sorry about that

btw, how would you go about it?

>creative writting
cringe desu

i wonder who this is

can you tell me more about 1) kitty or 2) you?

no

then you're not doctor x. please seppuku

Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Veeky Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

are you Miss Kitty?

not to you

thank you for doing your bait (sic) but my identity has everything to do with the conversation and is absolutely vital to the post that I am making

also, learn the difference between tripfag and namefag

themoreyouknow.jpg

well, would you please kindly not be Miss Kitty to me out of this thread, then?

Hello I am Miss Kitty
t. Miss Kitty

>how would you go about it?

give up

maybe text her to call her a whore and make myself feel better. but give up none the less

i waited for you. where have you been so long?
lets meet at our hideaway

:(
i'm going to bed now.
maybe we'll meet another time

take care

What is this thread even about

I'm not sure but I was really hoping it would be about post-punk free jazz.

Nobody in this thread has used a tripcode, you retarded tourist. You shouldn't even be posting before you learn how a site works, let alone reposting stupid pasta.

i'm with dr xavier and we want to know where the cartoon is from. pls respond.

sup babe

ok, cool

>text her to call her a whore
Miss Kitty, you are a fucking whore.
do you know that?

>and make myself feel better.
quite pleasurable, indeed!

>but give up none the less
I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying, "This is it, I've had enough, " 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you said you needed space. (What?)
Then you come around again and say
"Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me."
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I say, "I hate you, " we break up, you call me, "I love you."
Ooh, we called it off again last night
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together,
We are never ever ever getting back together,
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Like, ever...
I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And me falling for it screaming that I'm right
And…

it is
site.douban.com/postpunkfreejazz/widget/videos/190332611/video/668647/

the future

>lets meet at our hideaway
see you there

Secret so sorry that I forgot
Secret secret we're all bound to forget.
I was worried I might be rude to you.
So worried that I was.
It's a lie to serve the truth
And I'm still guilty.
I missed.
So be it.

Everywhere everything you ever touched.
Cutting in won't do it.
There's nothing to it.
You were sorry that I was alone
So sorry that you run away.
Putting it on me but you already knew it.
It never meant a thing.
So be it.

I can't understand this at all.
I can't pronounce this at all.

These are different matters
These are uncertain feelings
They should never be discussed here
So keep it to yourself

bump

what the fuck happened to this board

you still here?

yo

how's it going?

early 3rd millenium proto/post-sincerity

not so bad
and you?

wondering what's all you wrote itt is about. practicing writing or what?

a bit drunk and listening to this with the girls
youtube.com/watch?v=JV3eoboDv2g
shall we move to our secret base?

good writers never sleep

the true art is editing desu

*nowadays

also, lyrics from Taylor Swift & Blonde Redhead desu

wtf are you listening to...
i'll have to put the boys to bed now. maybe later

that would interfer with the continuous quality of their work

now that's something i agree with

always

but why?

>wtf are you listening to...
come on, you're not that old?
the true answer is 'bikini drummer'

>i'll have to put the boys to bed now
how many?
>maybe later
i'll hang around a bit
>that would interfer with the continuous quality of their work
good writers play the long game
>now that's something i agree with
i like you
>always
*more than

yeah... i figured

two. my sisters son is here too


see you later

why not?
it seemed like a good idea at the time

no argument against that

Hello everyone.

I'm Dr X's psychologist. Please ignore him for he has medical concerns after interacting with the general public. Discussing his issues any further is not allowed, so I won't be taking any questions.

Thank you.

Dr. X Specialist

hello, mr. x's wife here.
i demand further infos on my husbands mental status.

sorry ma'am, he's ded

would you all please stop talking inside my head?

Dr Y, I presume?

oh no! my wife! quick! i'd better hide in that can of spaghetti!

your're shitposting on a Belizean kiting forum, what did you expect

Belizean kites?

it's an intricate and ancient artform. we mostly huff the glue.

you still here? i got invited to our neighbours birthday party unexpectedly...
but free cake, so yaay

watching zootopia
back soon

what are you doing with your life...

i'm actually going to bed now. a shame we always miss each other

Who the, what the fuck?
Who are you?

/co/? /r9k/? /s4s/?

What are you doing here?? How did you-- nevermind. Go away, leave.

same
sleep tight

/oldfags/