Open Letter

Dear Miss Kitty,
I know you're a really fuckable petite sex magnet, but let's put that out of the way for a while and focus on the issue at hand, the point being that there is already plenty of common masturbation material out there, but only one you that I know of, and it seems that what I need and crave the most right now is the one-of-a-kind kinky female mind encased in your funny sex addled brain.
And your blunt honesty.
Then, please would you be so kind as to somehow get in touch with me in order to partake in some sort of bout of creative writting? That would be so rad.

tl;dr i want my qt3.14 Veeky Forums waifu back

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this post is not very good

sorry about that

btw, how would you go about it?

>creative writting
cringe desu

i wonder who this is

can you tell me more about 1) kitty or 2) you?

no

then you're not doctor x. please seppuku

Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Veeky Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

are you Miss Kitty?