>be me, browsing cool second hand bookshop, in the back room >5'5"ish brown haired qt walks in >smile at her, she smiles back, I continue to look around >for five minutes we're just silently browsing >make our way around in opposite directions til we're in front of the same shelf >she reaches up and picks out a book >The Picture of Dorian Gray >I let out a loud snort causing her to look round sharply >instantly the snort leads into a huge choking fit leaving me with tears streaming down my face >she gives me a scathing look and walks out Fucking pseuds.
Nathaniel Roberts
The best part of these stories is knowing that authors will most likely fail to reproduce.
Henry Parker
>authors will most likely fail to reproduce or be published.
Aiden Hill
I don't know. Everybody has to begin somewhere. Dorian could lead to the Decay of Lying, Walter Pater, then culture. When I was younger I might have trird to encourage to read more with my penis. But now that I think about it, that was a mistake. Your position is healthier, by far!
Jayden Sanders
>be me >in used book store >in crowded line waiting to check out, it's on a crowded busy street on a college campus >get pushed by crowd >see a cute tiny girl smiling up at me >say nothing and don't acknowledge her because my dick is small and I have no self esteem >many years later after serveral failed suicide attempts take hormone replacement therapy to become a woman such is life
Jordan Lee
>live in countryside bypass town with like 20 buildings max >local charity shop has shit book selection >visit friend at uni in the city >we go to a second hand bookshop >really nice place, clean and tons of shelves packed with lots of quality literature >everyone in there posturing and hovering near good books to look cultured >sperg the fuck out like a kid in a candyshop and get myself like three stacks of books all the while hooting "OOOOOOO" "OH LOOKY THERE" "AHHHHH IT'S [insert classic book]" >everyone scowling at me in disgust >spent like $40 on books and needed the lady at the shop to give me a big cardboard box to carry them all
I just like books man
Jacob Cooper
the view from my bed room have a good day sir never-saw-a-a-book
