>finish postdoc in CS
>still don't know how to make games
wtf college is a scam
Finish postdoc in CS
Charles Lewis
Kevin Carter
>finish PhD in math
>still don't know how to do 3382137 x 182837 in my head in 5 seconds
What a fucking waste of time.
Jose Fisher
>fourth year in Chemistry (B.S.)
>realize I'm going to need an extra semester to graduate
>my fault of course
>fuck
Adam Stewart
>fourth year EnvirSci (BSc.)
>need another full year
>whatever life sucks
Brody Lewis
CS isn't a science so don't feel bad
Jackson Nelson
>take course in group theory
>still alone
Ayden Powell
>finish econ PhD
>still can't make money
How can that happen?
Dominic Morris
>3rd year learning how to make video games
>hate video games
Daniel Lewis
>finish BS in CS
>still don't know how to connect my printer to my PC
wtf I hate college now
Jacob Turner
>finish PhD in astrophysics
>still don't know what would win, a billion lions or a star