Finish postdoc in CS

>finish degree in pedology
>facing 25 to life
wtf???

>finish BA in gender studies
>don't know all the genders
this is bullshit

>finish B.Eng in EE
>still don't know what a transistor is
fuck drumpf

>finish learning number theory
>still can't get a girl's number

>finish polysci degree
>I don't know any science

Computer Science != Software Engineering

>become certified engineer
>still have to wipe my own loads down at the bath house
Why even bother

Autist

Good analogy (not being sarcastic)

>finish MD degree and become board certified in psychiatry
>still suffer from crippling depression and anxiety

>win a fields medal
>still can't tell what is a number
Math as a whole is a scam

>become OBGYN
>still can't get pusy

>First year in Aerospace Engineering (B.S.)
>Already hate being a CEAT student
>Wanna drop out and do construction

Are we gonna make it dudes?

How would getting a degree in Counter-Strike teach you how to make games? Don't they just teach you how to AWP and stuff?

I didn't even know such a degree existed.

>finish History degree
>didn't learn from the mistakes of others like me
Wtf I'm unemployed now

Veeky Forums is the new /b/
>shitposting on Veeky Forums
>can not get work

>>win a fields medal
>>still can't tell what is a number
>Math as a whole is a scam
Actually laughed out loud!

>finish course in harmonic analysis
>still know nothing about music
wtf?

>Studying the uses and implementations of pi
>Fucking starving to death

It's easy:
1. write hello world
2. write the rest of the fucking game

>10th year in Veeky Forums
>still copying other people's memes and trying to be funny

>doing phd on stability of dynamical systems
>still trip over stuff all the time and lose balance
My life is a lie

>Ph.D in Chemistry
>Still can't find anyone to buy my meth

>win fields medal
>cant tell 57 is composite

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This made me sad user :( I hope you find love soon

i wanted to post that

How does it make you feel?

>become archaeologist
>have to examine own large bone alone

L M A O
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A O L M
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Just trying stupid shit
>primality is subjective btw

>Finish memetic studies degree
>still can't get (You)s

>9180483
Here (you) go

Masters in Statistics... still can not explain how pollsters messed up 2016 Presidential election so badly.

DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW MUCH I PAYED FOR THIS DEGREE?

Thanks for the (you) :^)

>fullquoting

engineer here. it's someone who helps you on path from your assigned to your real gender.

I don't need a degree to explain that. It's called the "shy tory effect". People are simply afraid to admit they're Trump supporters due to the social consequences. Why would you admit your true beliefs to anyone when the best that could happen to you is nothing, but the worst that could happen is the total destruction of your life and career.

kek

>finish chinese major
>chinese people still laugh at my american accent

>finish PhD in biology
>can't create life from scratch with some rocks and dirt
what is the point really

Watch Fullmetal Alchemist and then try again.

>Finish physics postdoc
>STILL have clinical depression
Heh

All of Veeky Forums is the new /b/ since October of 2003, where have you been?

Kek

Unrelated but
>harmonic eigenvector
>neither harmonic nor an eigenvector
Really makes one wonder

>be born
>in a universe which will end
why even live?

>finish phd in statistics
> still can't predict the future perfectly

I couldn't even predict what a waste that was

This one don't even make sense bruv

>finish CemEng degree
>still don't know when to use navier stokes
This degree is the biggest meme, you are teached just basic concepts of a shitload of things.

You don't excel at anything
>you aren't good at math
>you aren't good at physics
>you aren't a good chemist
>you aren't a good MechEng
>you aren't a good programmer
>EEngies btfo of you at making control systems
I feel like a pleb

what the fuck is CemEng?

Cemetery Engineer. They help engineer the places where dead people stay.

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>finish masters in cyber security.
>still can't bring upon world wide economic collapse by exposing mega banks

>took an engineering course
>bad at math

Even FMA confirmed it as a scam

>BS in gender studies
>still cannot register as an attack mayonnaise