>its not a vibrator my baby was just listening to dubstep
Its not a vibrator my baby was just listening to dubstep
Jeremiah Garcia
Robert Diaz
Got to feed them multiculti and degeneracy at a young age.
Jayden Cooper
Mozart effect has been debunked for decades.
qz.com
Adam Peterson
>that drawing of the baby
Someone was paid to do that
Also from the op pic, it appears the kid will get better surround sound if she puts it in her butthole
Chase Richardson
One in butt, one in vagoo. True stereo
Isaiah Moore
>some parent puts in a podcast
>baby thinks NPR host is their real mommy
Liam Hernandez
>Scientific studies show...
No they don't
Ethan Martinez
>first shared experience
Uh.....
Bentley Richardson
Here's their retarded paper if you want to read it:
journals.sagepub.com
>Fuck you "mom" and "dad", Annabelle Gurwitch and Bob Boilen are my real parents!
The 9 months of pregnancy itself doesn't count, apaprently.
Nolan Ross
(((they))) know how to play this game
Chase Gonzalez
>Scientific studies show that...
This phrase is a huge blinking red warning light that bullshit is about to be excreted all over the place.
Dylan Rogers
>Literally has "sage" in the name.
Levi Murphy
It's a device designed to make money off idiots following in the footsteps of giants like Juciero.
Nolan Torres
the world will be happy once the humans have finally died out
William Rogers
Just realized I never posted a picture of the device ITT. The little pink nutsack-looking thing is the speaker itself and it comes with a pair of earbuds so mum can listen too (provided you actually have a music device with multiple jack ports or a splitter).
>But user, how does it prevent the vag juices from getting inside the speaker and damaging the electronics when it has all those giant holes in it?
I don't think they thought that far.
It costs 166USD.
Isaac Bailey
more like
>how does it prevent electricity from getting into the vag juices and damaging the body
The reason why relatively low voltages like 5V are safe to touch is because of the high impedance of the skin. Once you're inside the body in blood and tissue impedance drops rapidly and it takes a lot less voltage to push currents high enough to cause damage or kill you. While I think the mother might be okay a fault could definitely put the baby at serious risk.
How are they powering this anyway? They cannot be stupid enough to put something like a lithium ion battery in there. There's no way. Even stuff like regular alkaline cells can leak and potentially cause harm though granted not very likely if basic care is taken.
Xavier Clark
We're one step closer to Huxley's Brave New World
Sebastian Sanchez
>How are they powering this anyway?
According to the webiste: "Babypod carries no battery, Bluetooth or radiofrequency." I'm assuming it's drawing power off whatever music device it jacks into like a normal pair of earbuds.
Hunter Richardson
>how does it prevent electricity from getting into the vag juices and damaging the body
The fact that you think "electricity can get into" something like it's a fluid is proof that you don't understand electricity. You're right that low voltages can be harmful if you bypass the high impedance of skin, but you seem to be missing that the thing is completely coated in plastic, which has much higher impedance than skin.
>How are they powering this anyway?
Do your headphones have their own batteries? All the power it needs comes through the cord, dumbass.
Christopher Edwards
You're a dumbass. I was implying if there was a fault. If the cable frays or something like that.
Jace Morris
back to pol you worm