Funny words

What's the funniest word in English?

My vote goes for "tiny".

Diphthong

"upset" or "upsetting"

Whenever someone says "upsetting content" or "that made him very upset" I have a hard time containing myself

Oh, also "catty-corner"

I had a dream where Oprah tried to kill me, I flew around the world to hide from her, but she always found me, in the end I came to my childhood home, and she was driving a bus at top speed trying to kill me, but I managed to jump to safety just before she crashed in wall and died in explosion, last thing I could see was her burning hand reaching out to me.
BUT the next night there was this Six Million Dollar Man type of thing where they fixed her and put all sorts of gadgets in her body, I mean, she could fly. This time I was trying to run away from her on a bicycle, but couldn't outrun her. When she finally got me I screamed in terror and woke up with chest pain trying to catch my breath.

I didn't sleep for a week afterwards.

Rubbish

Caddywampus I like better, means the same thing.

nigger

cracker is better

niggercracker is the best