*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

...

for what purpose is there located adjacent a distance measuring device?

The author is dead, only reader interpretations matter

"how did this get here? I don't even own a copy of this!"
*Puts it back on shelf anyways*

ah yes, and so but and but so, the measurement device aforementioned; a purposeless artifact without helpful elaboration. afford it unto this recipient, an explanation?

You must dig into yourself to find the reason.

I for one, believe it shows the emasculation of the OP due to the size and girth of Foster Wallace's magnum opus, in regards to Op's 'magnum opus'

fie.

It was spontaneously disseminated into your room.

by whom? "literature" goblins?