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What is the social significance of Veeky Forums being center frame on the Veeky Forums front page? Is Veeky Forums the blessed book of based holy hiro? Is it the center than cannot hold?

What major, minor, or outsider religious texts are best suited to describe or guide Veeky Forums?

It's 7AM and I'm drinking beers naked in bed

OP is my girlfriend. She told me she'd post this thread. Good thread, sweetie!

Additionally, who is the prophet of Veeky Forums? Stirner? Hegel? Kneechee? Girard? Debord? Surely not Kant.

OP here, i am not your sweetie. user that is a pretty sweet life tho. having drank many beers and banged quite a few human females, i can tell you i don't miss being chained to a normie. sex was nice though. Veeky Forums is better.

This is probably the best thread I've ever seen

The meta threads are awful regardless of the board... but this one is terrible, at that.

Listen, just ban the /tv/ crossposters; they're easily spot and the 80% of cancer will die

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Ackshually...

Who even goes to the Veeky Forums front page?

Observe!

Hiro is obviously trying to tell us something! Why else would he have created new boards?

Look at the letters which intersect the golden spiral! The first 5 alone PROVE that something is going on.

>the R from retro games
>the O from pokemon
>the D from video game generals
>the E from video games
>the O from the video games section header
Here we have RODEO, very clearly and unambiguously in the first arc, which shows that the rest of the letters MUST mean something

Here are all the letters that intersect the spiral in order:
rodeocrth&ninriod

now if we remove 'rodeo' (which seems to act as an identifier rather than as part of the message itself) and set aside the ampersand temporarily, we are left with the following letters "CRTHNINRIOD"

As we speak i am working breathlessly at decoding this message. I'll keep you updated