Cute everyday LIT moments

What are yours

That time I fucked your mom in her asshola and she say ennui

kek

I knocked one of my student's eyes out of his head after he started spouting Stirner memes and I threw a Hobbes hardcover at his head

Are primary school teachers the best wife material there is?

I ate my girlfriends farts a few nights ago, was pretty lit

unless they are one of those teachers that gets the hots for their students, then maybe (also they can get sick often from all the germs)

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aren't half of all harlequin writers ECE teachers?

yes

t. teacher