That guy who opens old books and sniffs the smell

>that guy who opens old books and sniffs the smell

>that guy who opens old books and farts in the pages

>that guy who pulls out his hairs and closes them in old books to "keep a dna record"

>that guy who farts in old books and sniffs the smell

>that guy who opens old books and immediately pisses and shits his pants while vomiting on the American flag.

That smell is actually mold, you know?

>smells the smell

I'll mold my cock in your ass.

>smells flower
that's actually pollen, you know?
>smells perfume
that's actually wale barf, you know?
>smells new car
that's actually toxic factory emissions, you know?
>smells wine
that's actually yeast shit, you know?
>smells soap
that's actually rendered animal fat, you know?

Depends on the book.
Sometimes it's the glue.

Yeah but OP was said old books

*said

i sniff used books before i buy them because some used books irritate my eyes and i don't want to buy those ones

Kek'd

Only plebs like old book smell.

im that guy

that vinegar smell

>that guy who sniffs and licks any hair he finds in a library book that's longer than his index finger because it's the closest he can get to a human female

I prefer black ones.

During the first 2 years of uni i'd always just wonder around the arts library and smell the pages of old hardbacks with mottled inside covers.
Smells like bacon desu.

>that guy who reads for the plot

I was reading Fahrenheit 451 to my students the other day and Faber (the old man) mentioned smelling books, so I asked them all to smell their copies of the novel. They thought it was weird at first but I could tell they enjoyed it. I told them that I always smell my books and that the older yellow ones usually smell the best.

I'm the guy who doesn't sniff ever for fear of mistaken sexualization

>that guy who puts his book down his pants and sniffs the smell

>that guy who opens an old book and reads it