>that guy who opens old books and sniffs the smell
That guy who opens old books and sniffs the smell
>that guy who opens old books and farts in the pages
>that guy who pulls out his hairs and closes them in old books to "keep a dna record"
>that guy who farts in old books and sniffs the smell
>that guy who opens old books and immediately pisses and shits his pants while vomiting on the American flag.
That smell is actually mold, you know?
>smells the smell
I'll mold my cock in your ass.
>smells flower
that's actually pollen, you know?
>smells perfume
that's actually wale barf, you know?
>smells new car
that's actually toxic factory emissions, you know?
>smells wine
that's actually yeast shit, you know?
>smells soap
that's actually rendered animal fat, you know?
Depends on the book.
Sometimes it's the glue.
Yeah but OP was said old books
*said
i sniff used books before i buy them because some used books irritate my eyes and i don't want to buy those ones
Kek'd
Only plebs like old book smell.
im that guy
that vinegar smell
>that guy who sniffs and licks any hair he finds in a library book that's longer than his index finger because it's the closest he can get to a human female
I prefer black ones.
During the first 2 years of uni i'd always just wonder around the arts library and smell the pages of old hardbacks with mottled inside covers.
Smells like bacon desu.
>that guy who reads for the plot
I was reading Fahrenheit 451 to my students the other day and Faber (the old man) mentioned smelling books, so I asked them all to smell their copies of the novel. They thought it was weird at first but I could tell they enjoyed it. I told them that I always smell my books and that the older yellow ones usually smell the best.
I'm the guy who doesn't sniff ever for fear of mistaken sexualization
>that guy who puts his book down his pants and sniffs the smell
>that guy who opens an old book and reads it