What the fuck was his problem?

What the fuck was his problem?

he wanted to be nabokov but could only write genre fiction

Don't insult Wolfe by comparing him to that slavic bourgeois monkey

>he wanted to be nabokov
Nabokov? In what way Nabokov?
Of course one shouldn't expect shitposts to have any basis but this is really hitting the spot between nonsense and, I don't know, plausible nonsense

He has a problem?

His weight

No one wants to be Nabokov, the dude lives in hotels.

Walrus-human hybrid

he's in love with the way words sound, to the point where he uses them out of context.

He looks like a French version of George RR Martin