Thus

>thus
>hence
>hither/thither
>it follows thusly
>therefore
>Let

>take math class
>have to write a paper "proving" something
>don't even do any math

>trivial

>whenceforth

>It can be easily seen

>(why?)
>(check this!)

>betwixt

>ergo

>whomst

>whom'st've'th'd

>proof: think

>clearly
>I'm sure you all know this
>I don't want to bore you with the details
>as you noticed, the proof is easy

>Now,

>apropos

>prove

I'm not going to do your work you lazy author

Fuck you for beating me to it

>follows immediately from the definition

>y'all
>y'all'd
>y'all'd've

>Clearly

>I

>clearly

>the

>using words

This is why I hate upper level math classes. I do more math, actual numbers, in my engineering and physics classes.

>vis a vis

>irregardless
>for all intensive purposes
>e.g.
>etc.

nice bait

>>therefore

Nothing wrong with that.

>>for all intensive purposes
Do you mean 'for all intents and purposes'

its the same for all in tents if purple seas

Et cetera
Ad infinitum
Ad nauseam

>massage

>for haulin' tensed porpoises

>we
>I
>us

>using pronouns

>for Ollie, tense and purposeless

>four ailing tennis percocets

>verbs present

>entirely analogous

>for rollin', dancin', purple sex

how high is that kid's IQ?

>let me elucidate
>Henceforth
>Hitherto
>This may seem at first glance

Who here considers prose quality when writing?

he's IQfluid

i want this fluid

>the virgin smartphone

>assume
>perhaps
>exercise

>Assume

>Presume

>let

I mostly just try to sound as normal as possible now. It gets the job done.

>allow

>We must
Not really

>verily

>wherefore
>forsooth
>user

>Let

mesagedd'd

literally no one uses that word

Fur allend tendie pure poor sends

>therefore I conclude

>a priori
>a posteriori
>in situ
>in vitro
>in vivo
>ex vivo
>de novo

>consider the following commutative diagram

Looking at this makes me think of portuguese guy named Joao.

>Proven with this weird trick

>All the peers HATE it

this thread is fucking gold

>the diagram doesnt extend to infinity in all 3 spacial dimensions
lol babbies first math lecture

>ect
>ect [sic]
>e c t.

>e
>c
>t

>mutatis mutandis
>exempli gratia
>given the fact that
>and so on
>on the one hand
>on the other hand
>on the third hand
(wut)
>having said that
>finally
>IMO
>IMHO
>IMHFO
>that's very interesting
>but more importantly

>Q.E.D.

ec teterra

>ceteribus paribus

Good prose uses the shortest and fewest words possible to get the needed precision

>when the stupid kid raises his hand in class
>when the prof pretends it's a legit remark
>when the stupid kid feels smart afterwards
>yfw

>the phd student gives a class
>he emphasizes how hip, "our age", and memey he is
>when he uses examples he references le reddit/youtube/facebook
>gives D to everyone

>phdfag's class
>has severe speech impediment
>he's nervous as fuck
>gives A to everyone

>when that 400 pound fat fuck in the back raises his hand for the 15th time this lecture

But it's the truth

Bait my ass.

>when you are extremely interested in the course but the prof wastes time with socializing with the students

>The know-it-all autist who wastes everyones time pointing out minor mistakes on the board.

>when he opens his mouth

>demesne
>forsooth
>hereunto
>thrice

P H E N O T Y P E

>as you noticed, the proof is easy
top jej

>entir
IN ITS ENTIRETY IT IS ANALOGOUS

>So,
>we can see that
>this tells us
>then

>paradigm
>a new model system

>suppose ¬P
>there exists
>by choice

>Indeed,

>suppose

>we can now