You will never work on a ship

>you will never work on a ship

>you will never live by a lake in a tiny cabin on a small parcel of land that your friend owns

>you will never sniff an Asian girl's asshole

Do you mean to work on a ship, or to work on a ship?

>ywn be part of a secret anti-government plot

honestly it's not that hard to get and if you're genuinely interested i can kinda give you a break down of how i got it going for me

quick rundown pls

>you will never help Che destroy capitalism

>you will never be a student of esoteric literature at Miskatonic University.

I did. Even licked it. Feels good man.

other than drumming up the cash the hardest thing about all of it is getting around the laws and bylaws which are specific to the area you purchase land in

one way to get around that is to use farm land or someone else's property because the laws are much much looser but yeah anyways here we go

so what i didn't do which you absolutely should is put your shit on wheels because then it isn't classified as a house. like i said a lot of it depends on your local laws some of which are very silly and arbitrary, usually the farther out you go the more wiggle room you'll have.

so i’m pulling this from memory, forgive any errors the site that i found it on originally is long dead otherwise i’d just send it straight to you

go down to your county courthouse and buy a plat book. it’ll give you a breakdown of who owns what land. after that get yourself a bunch of maps and the county assessor’s office. with that you’ll find the names attached to all the out-of-area addresses. basically you’re going to use all of this information to build an address list so you can send out a shit ton of letters.

you can get land very very very cheaply like this. i mean, it’s still land, and it’s waterside so that’ll be pricy but yeah very affordable especially if they’re willing to part with only some of their land. offering straight cash helps as well.